A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
2007-10-16 21:54:10 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol.10/10.hilarious,brilliant,excellant.
i went from lol to omg typical man.lol.
thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-16 22:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-17 08:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good marriage to me!!
2007-10-17 06:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-17 04:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by funkytown girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2007-10-17 09:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by smiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2007-10-17 06:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that 's fine
2007-10-17 05:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's a beauty!!!!
BLANK(ET)!!!!!
2007-10-17 05:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...
2007-10-17 09:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋