There were three elderly ladies sitting around talking…………………………………..One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."
2007-10-16 21:54:51 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha always a good laugh when I read one of your jokes, nice break to a stressful week
2007-10-16 22:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-17 08:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.hilarious,brilliant,great.
omg...i'm here lol from the inside and i can fel myself going as red as a beetroot.
that was awesome.thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-17 05:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
perfect, have a star
2007-10-17 05:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by LeeA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...haha..cute
2007-10-17 05:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋