A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma
> for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast
> instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The
> man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and
>
> suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is
> any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this
> brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should
> go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
> personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man
> goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and
> tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened--
>
to which the man replies:
"She choked."
2007-10-16 21:52:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol.10/10.omg, hilarious ,brilliant, etc.
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-16 22:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-12 22:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by condom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-17 01:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical man!!! lol
2007-10-16 23:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny LOL
2007-10-17 02:53:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... Funny..... Didn't expect the ending....
2007-10-16 21:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... LOL....
2007-10-17 02:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....
2007-10-16 21:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by bhavesh n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋