Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

2007-10-15 00:46:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:45:00 · 13 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:44:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Scoot over so I can sit down to.

2007-10-15 00:43:41 · 24 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like where you live or would you move to a different State?

2007-10-15 00:41:15 · 25 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

can any body tell me y there is so much struggle in my life.I was born on 6 march 1982...

2007-10-15 00:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, here's the deal. You pay 10 dollars, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules."

So, the customer puts $10 into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink an entire gallon of pepper tequila. The whole thing, all at once, and you can't make a face. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've got to make things right for her."

2007-10-15 00:39:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why?

2007-10-15 00:39:01 · 14 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

does J.D. get apendesitis?(sp?)

2007-10-15 00:38:31 · 2 answers · asked by pumpkin2 1 in Comedy

i was really mollycoddled as a child and if i couldn`t get my own way i would say i am running away as long as it wasn`t dark. spoilt brat!

2007-10-15 00:37:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:37:15 · 16 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Heart Switch ~

I am my own guise
Because no one can see inside
Even when they try
I realign the pieces every time you leave
Don’t let anyone know
But goodbyes are the hardest thing for me
I feel too much all the time
I’m quite aware of this
But that’s my heart
That’s mine
It seems to be perpetually inexorable
No matter what you do to it

I wish I had a Heart Switch
So I could switch it off and leave
All I need and all I’ve ever wanted are my dreams
Love only distracts me and leaves me bruised
I don’t function with a melted heart
And I can’t take it when you say you love me
And then break my trust

My wound is wide open
And the salt you pour in with the things you say
Every time you lie a piece of me fades away
I wish I had a Heart Switch
So I could wrap a fence around it

I have an aptitude for nothing
I’m deviant in everything
Break my heart and take it with you when you leave
So I no longer need an excuse to believe.

2007-10-15 00:36:37 · 17 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:36:36 · 14 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."



The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"



"Yes, Father, it is."



"And who was the girl you were with?"



"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."



"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"



"I cannot say."



"Was it Teresa Volpe?"



"I'll never tell."



"Was it Nina Capelli?"



"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."



"Was it Cathy Piriano?"



"My lips are sealed."



"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"



"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."



The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

2007-10-15 00:35:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can I get you anything?

2007-10-15 00:35:44 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:34:05 · 23 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."


"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

2007-10-15 00:32:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is there anything that you would change or do differently?

2007-10-15 00:31:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hadn't even heard of her but I googled her and I guess she's like the queen of My Space. She's very cute. I think all the girl on girl action is strictly for the ratings though! I really think she's just into guys but likes the attention she gets from messing around with girls. I consider myself hetrosexual but I have experimented and am done with that phase in my life. However, ten years ago, when I was in college , I definitely would've made out with her but she's too slutty to date! By the way, didn't you think some of those girls were ugly! I don't know why she kept the two 'butch' women 'cause she even said she's only into 'lipstick chicks" which I guess means feminine lesbians. I haven't really paid much attention to the guys. I bet almsost all those girls are really bi-sexual and someone will end up with one of those guys and upset Tila, don't you? Any other opinions on the show? Basically, MTV is really trying to make bucks with the girl on girl action.

2007-10-15 00:27:43 · 11 answers · asked by jessica 2 in Reality Television

2007-10-15 00:26:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:26:02 · 3 answers · asked by Christine R 1 in Country

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........."

2007-10-15 00:25:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean a really bad Itch???

2007-10-15 00:25:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:22:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.

The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."

A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a very small member no more than half-an-inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen.

"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.

"Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."

"No problem," he said and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider.

"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples joined their normal partners. As they walked along Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"

2007-10-15 00:21:42 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 00:21:03 · 25 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

She says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts "Hey, do you still want a push??"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing---- "

2007-10-15 00:18:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1 tap________balloon
2 hot________panther
3 single______nature
4pitch_______plaque
5 blood______light

2007-10-15 00:17:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:17:03 · 18 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 00:16:11 · 21 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys