Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

2007-10-15 23:25:23 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cos they heard from the trees
youd lost your One and only
jo

2007-10-15 23:24:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:22:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:22:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jo

2007-10-15 23:21:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know it`s wrong but when you are sticking to the limit for safety reasons and everyone else is when one miscreant thinks they ought to pass every other car do you get mad? Road works ahead one lane only available you wait in line the miscreant passes everyone then expects to be allowed back in the line.

2007-10-15 23:21:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the Song Remains the Same?
Spinal Tap?
The Unheard Music?
None of the above??
Name you're choice!!

2007-10-15 23:20:40 · 7 answers · asked by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 in Polls & Surveys

jo

2007-10-15 23:20:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jo

2007-10-15 23:19:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They wrote most songs themselves.
jo

2007-10-15 23:18:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You're next."

2007-10-15 23:16:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

jo

2007-10-15 23:15:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"

2007-10-15 23:15:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

For e.g.
• Electronic life form given basic rights .
• AI becomes far superior to human intelligence
• Brain downloads
• Films where viewers can choose who acts in each role.

etc.

2007-10-15 23:14:23 · 18 answers · asked by (^_^) 5 in Polls & Surveys

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.

"What the hell was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"But you don't understand," he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" he begged.

"Your horse called!"

2007-10-15 23:13:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is so what do you wear? Sleepers or Studs?

2007-10-15 23:12:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly,emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whisky?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic!

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too.

2007-10-15 23:11:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why??

2007-10-15 23:11:26 · 15 answers · asked by **Jessiiee** xx 2 in R&B & Soul

l do. but l dont often get them ,lol.
jo

2007-10-15 23:10:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in south africa it's Rugby (we are in die finals with engeland - go bokke (: ) and cricket...

2007-10-15 23:10:13 · 44 answers · asked by MissPresley 2 in Polls & Surveys

lol im sorry, i know this is like the third time i've asked about a song, I just keep finding songs i like but i dont know if they are appropriate lol...Anyway, i dont really think this one is bt i luv it so much!!!
For those who dont know I am making a playlist of songs to dedicate to my best friend (female) for her birthday. Do you think the song All my life by KC and JoJo is ok to add to it..or is it totally not a song to give to a friend?
I know it is more for a gf or bf but i reckon it can kinda fit in with jst a friend..but wat do you think??

2007-10-15 23:08:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections.

One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

2007-10-15 23:06:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

(it is a song)

2007-10-15 23:05:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 23:00:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which actor would you like to play him/her?

2007-10-15 22:58:53 · 11 answers · asked by Nana Z 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-15 22:58:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 22:57:49 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 22:57:01 · 26 answers · asked by WhatTheHay? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you eat cheese?

2007-10-15 22:54:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do they have Girl Scouts in them? Why so many flavors?

2007-10-15 22:54:30 · 12 answers · asked by Kenny E 7 in Polls & Surveys