A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections.
One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
2007-10-15 23:06:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was so funny, thanks for the good laugh i needed it.
I'm sure he put a divorce when they got home.
2007-10-15 23:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I personally think it was rather funny, but whether or not something is funny is entirely dependent on the audience you are presenting it to. I apreciate a good joke when I hear it and this joke had some very good elements to it. It has a strong set up, which establishes that the father is a bit of a pompous jerk, it also establishes that, obviously the mother is becoming irritated with this. The true humor in this is to imagine the look on the fathers face when he heard that. also, keep in mind that she also may have been joking, for the exact same reason the father was, for her own enjoyment. Many couples play mean jokes like that on each other. My own parents both have a wicked sense of humor that eres on the side of sick and twisted.
I would like to conclude by telling a variation of that joke that I heard a while back. It is very different but follows the same guidlines.
A man and a woman had just gotten maried. The night after the wedding, as they were about to go to bed, the man pulls a shoebox out of the closet and says to his wife " Hon, can you promise me something, just one little thing?" "Sure, what is it" she says. "What ever you do, under no circumstances, do not open this box. That's all I ask" he says. She responds "sure thing" and they both went to sleep. 30 years went by and the couple was still together and still in love with each other. One day the wife was cleaning the bedroom when she came across the shoebox she had sworn not to open 30 years before. " I will not look" she said to herself, but temptation got the better of her so she took a little peek. To her bewilderment there were two empty beer cans and sevetny-five dollars cash in the box. Later that night she got up the nerve to tell her husband what she had done. " I loked in the box" she said. "What?" " I looked in the box and I'm sorry." "I see" he said. She said "I have one question though, what was with the empty beer cans." He replied "Well, I'm ashamed to admit this, but each of those cans represents an occassion that I cheated on you with another woman. Every time I would drink a beer and keep the can to remind myself not to do it again." Being the forgiving woman that she was, she said to him "Well in thirty years of marriage, you only cheated twice, that isn't so bad I can forgive you. I just have one other question, what was with the money?" He replied " well eventually the box got full so I had to cash the cans in."
My point is that some people would find either one of those jokes in bad taste, others would find them a riot, my point is that it is all subjective. Know your audience before you start telling them jokes.
2007-10-15 23:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by hiwokakeru 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny if the man knows that the kids look like him.And we don't know if she had 2 or he had 2 before the marriage.The wife is trying to joke around with him.People who do not have a sense of humor will not find this funny.
2007-10-15 23:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW, that was hilarious!!! :D :D As soon as I got to the punch line, I burst out laughing! You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2016-05-22 22:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol how so very funny.Yes 10 out of 10.
2007-10-15 23:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky_Vixen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya know,I never laugh at these posted jokes actually meant to be jokes.Until tonight.Thanks for a much needed out loud laugh.
2007-10-15 23:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess in fact he got four instead of six. Has ha... funny wife.
2007-10-15 23:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Frank 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 23:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sexes LOL funny Vote 4 cable guy!!!
2007-10-15 23:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny x
2007-10-15 23:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is classic...I love it...9/10
2007-10-15 23:09:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋