A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........."
2007-10-15 00:25:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
the last time l bought a pack of three the sales assistant said
"playing away today then?!" what did she mean? pmsl
2007-10-15 01:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
In the care home my old aunt has gone to they are not allowed to smoke but they have a shed in the grounds. However it was raining one day and as she rushed to the shed her fags got wet and unsmokeable. Have one of mine said a friend I keep mine dry by keeping them in a condom. Where do you get those from, the chemist replied her friend. Next day at the chemist she asked for a packet of condoms, what size asked the assistant. I dont know said my aunt but they have to fit a Camel.
2007-10-15 00:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by jayjay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big highschool quarterback thought he was c*ck-of-the-walk. Always hitting on cheerleaders and such. They decided to put him in his place.
After one practice session a couple cheerleaders walked up to him and asked if he had a couple condoms... just in case.
He grinned real big and said he just so happened to have a couple in his pocket.
One girl said to the other, "You know, I hear that at the end of every condom there's a serial number."
The quarterback said he never knew that.
To which one girl said, "Never had to roll one back that far, huh."
2007-10-15 01:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where do you come up with these?!!! I'll take the package of three; One for 2007, one for 2008, and one for 2009.
2007-10-15 01:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My advise is to get a great number of relax, drink water, consume healthful and stay calm. it is on your spouse. with a view to have a healthful infant. My advise on the subject of the newborn is to no longer enable him on your existence any further and to talk to a criminal expert some conceivable regulation action against him. What he did is a poor attack to you and your spouse. He needs to get into some volume of difficulty and be held responsible for his movements. refer to a criminal expert.
2016-10-22 11:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, don't let carpy see the last one,don't want things to change when we get married, pmsl hun
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2007-10-15 01:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep thats a funny.nice one
2007-10-15 00:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-15 00:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by martys34uk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are too cool. Give me more, give it to me baby.
2007-10-15 03:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-15 00:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋