A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.
She says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing---- "
2007-10-15 00:18:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was soooo f*cking hilarious. that will be my joke of the night when i go to work tonight.
i pick one a day off of here to tell. people at work love my jokes.
excellent, starred!!
2007-10-15 01:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-15 00:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
was completely swung by the ending, ld heard a different version
2007-10-15 01:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't expecting it to end like that. That is so funny. lol
2007-10-15 00:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a brill joke!! :) i found myself reading it - instead of catching up on my Media Studies coursework
2007-10-15 00:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by CMJohnson-1988 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh bloody hell he would have been better staying in bed. lmao
2007-10-15 01:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a very good story
thank you very much please keep up the good work
btw is it a real story or you wrote it ? if you did you are talented
you should wright a book!!!
2007-10-15 00:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by yaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was not expecting that ending hun, that was excellent, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-15 01:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh
dats hilarious
2007-10-15 00:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-15 00:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋