A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
2007-10-15 00:32:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-15 03:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.lol
2007-10-15 01:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, that'll do it. Funnneeee tooo! Hooooboy!
2007-10-15 00:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a R/A haha,good one.
2007-10-15 00:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the cows name was jack (think about it)
starred
2007-10-15 01:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I like it a lot.
2007-10-15 00:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-15 00:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by martys34uk 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
star for you and thnx for the lol. 10/10.
2016-05-22 16:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by antoinette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny that is the final answer.
2007-10-15 00:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another hole in one for you, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-15 01:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋