Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.
The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a very small member no more than half-an-inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen.
"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.
"Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider.
"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples joined their normal partners. As they walked along Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
2007-10-15 00:21:42 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny have a star
2007-10-15 01:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I laughed out loud I would give it a 6 (from 1-10)
2016-05-22 16:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by antoinette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time! Remind me never to try interplanetary sex. Check that, will ya? I'll take any kind of sex I can get!
2007-10-15 00:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I originally heard this as a Tibetan joke. Since no one knew much about the Tibetans at the time, about 45 years ago, they used them and this as their practices.
2007-10-15 00:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its original
but be carefully of your partner forehead and ears!" hahahahahaha hho
2007-10-15 02:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by sulieman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lm waving the white flag of surrender
starred
2007-10-15 01:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Pity I'm staying home for this holiday.
2007-10-15 00:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was a damn good try...
8/10 for you
2007-10-15 00:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Thumper 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
now i know why the wife keeps pulling my ears xxx lol xxx
2007-10-15 02:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-15 00:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋