"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
2007-10-15 00:35:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over And whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
2007-10-15 00:36:06 · update #1
That is probably the best one you have ever posted and I like the Italian Little Johnny twist!!!!!
2007-10-15 00:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-15 05:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
I like!! I love the Italian Little Johnny too. Great joke. :-)
2007-10-15 01:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
way to go Johnny! very funny. stars
2007-10-15 00:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 00:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Starred. lol
2007-10-15 01:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2016-05-22 16:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by antoinette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good a star for u
2007-10-15 02:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.Is that our little Johnny again doing his share of making sure I'll be lol a lot?. Thanks for sharing.
2007-10-15 02:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good. I'm adding it to my collection!!
2007-10-15 02:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋