Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.


Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.


Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.


Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.


Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.


Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.
Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!


Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.


Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.


Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.


Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.

2007-10-15 05:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 05:04:24 · 1 answers · asked by william p 2 in Other - Music

rock,r&b,rap,country,jazz...ect...

2007-10-15 05:04:05 · 37 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

interpret it any way you like

supposedly you can predict a person personality and the way they think from asking them this question

=)

2007-10-15 05:03:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ours just got some fancy new, gray Dodge Chargers!! Gonna have to slow down a bit I guess. Doesn't that have a HEMI???

2007-10-15 05:03:18 · 15 answers · asked by bijou 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 05:02:55 · 40 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

My daughter got it for her birthday. I'm not any good!! Are you or were you? When was the last time you played?

2007-10-15 05:01:08 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 05:01:02 · 6 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 05:00:39 · 31 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 05:00:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes "shes not affaird she just likes to use her nightlight" please help!

2007-10-15 05:00:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-15 04:59:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wut is ur fave. color & why?

2007-10-15 04:59:55 · 9 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are!

2007-10-15 04:59:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

exclusivly to HD-DVD? I have a PS3 and now i have to contemplate buying a whole new system for one movie so that doesnt make alot of sense! I read that Michael Bay is very upset with Paramount now that they went to HD and he said he wont be making a sequel.

2007-10-15 04:59:30 · 8 answers · asked by Balrog 2 in Movies

Haha gotcha. Bit of a trick question there. O.k. really, do you like the giving of your superb gifts on christmas or the excitement of opening your own better?

2007-10-15 04:59:24 · 24 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

Both the credits and the soundtrack listings say that they sing a song together in the movie. I watched the movie for the first time yesterday and never once heard John singing. The name of the song is "Take A Chance" and that was the name of the song Olivia sang at the end credits but I did not hear John singing. Did I just miss it or does he sing in the movie???

2007-10-15 04:59:20 · 5 answers · asked by Mrs. Travolta 2 in Movies

Know a lot of guys out here would love to be the Purple one. Or would you prefer togo as Barney?

2007-10-15 04:58:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many people watched the football game between new england and dallas

2007-10-15 04:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by ken s 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:57:29 · 17 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:56:37 · 8 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

For instance...something that looked like this...A face of a Jakaal, Man's upper body, and lower body of a donkey. Were they Egyptian gods or something? lol

2007-10-15 04:55:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:55:38 · 13 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:55:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 04:54:59 · 11 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

When I was less than round 10, I:

- Once rang dozens of doorbells (w/ my friend) in order to find some kid's apartment JUST to tell on him for breaking a window. We were out til after dark, parents got worried, found us both in the elevator en route to the next floor. I got smacked upside the head for it.

-Forged my mom's sig' for a note that got sent home in 3rd grade...all done in my "best" 3rd grade handwriting. Teacher saw it for what it was, MAILED it home this time, DAD saw it...got whacked for it.

2007-10-15 04:54:52 · 34 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for this one song I kind of know couple words. I think it gose like this...
"...sudently life has new meaning to me..." then "...you are the woman every man want and more...i wake up sudenty I'm in love...."

2007-10-15 04:54:18 · 3 answers · asked by hamsa 2 in Other - Music

Michael Jackson
Elvis Presley
Marylin Monroe

2007-10-15 04:53:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

You know, games like red light, green light?

2007-10-15 04:52:19 · 11 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys