Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich £1.50
Chicken Sandwich £ 2.50
Hand Job £10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten pound note.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

2007-10-15 10:41:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What was your favourite lesson at school and what was the one you most dreaded each week?? And what subject do you wish you had tried harder with or took more seriously??

2007-10-15 10:38:39 · 30 answers · asked by Only visiting 5 in Polls & Surveys

So i like to give the people who answer my questions a thumbs up...if i really like their answer...ok so i usually give everyone a thumbs up unless its nasty then dont bother ..What makes you want to give someone a thumbs up and or a star for their question??? I do it because i care...ok stop crying now..

2007-10-15 10:38:39 · 12 answers · asked by robin r 6 in Polls & Surveys

Its not strangers per se but happens in close quarters, let's say in a group or school/work setting as an example. I dont think it's about looks either. Since im far from ugly. So what could it be about?

2007-10-15 10:38:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:38:26 · 17 answers · asked by oh really? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:38:26 · 23 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which actor celebrity brother is hotter? Luke Wilson or Owen Wilson? and why?

2007-10-15 10:38:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:37:49 · 46 answers · asked by ROCKETMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?
If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

2007-10-15 10:37:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which do you use to make the majority of your decisions?

2007-10-15 10:37:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you up to?

2007-10-15 10:36:14 · 23 answers · asked by Gem Lou 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have no lager in the fridge.

2007-10-15 10:36:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was watching a vid on newsday and it wasnt the one i saw this morning.

2007-10-15 10:35:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

I have too many to list! I love cereal!

2007-10-15 10:35:35 · 27 answers · asked by missy15 2 in Polls & Surveys

i love slow, cute love songs...like bryan adams...celine dion...things like that, but if you think u have a good love song, let me know please =]

2007-10-15 10:35:31 · 6 answers · asked by joyce s 1 in Other - Music

If you are gay would you have sex with someone of opposite sex (If noone would ever find out)?

2007-10-15 10:35:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know a man who is 101. He lives in my grandmother's neighborhood. I can't even fathom living that long sometimes.

2007-10-15 10:35:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:34:53 · 11 answers · asked by rht_rv 3 in Rock and Pop

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

2007-10-15 10:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Been involved in a multiple car pile Up?

2007-10-15 10:34:35 · 7 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't like the idea of having so many miles on my car.

2007-10-15 10:33:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:33:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

examples- Monroe Brothers, Blue Sky Boys, Osbournes, Jim & Jesse, Stanleys, Louvins, etc.

2007-10-15 10:33:00 · 8 answers · asked by Martin 7 in Country

2007-10-15 10:32:58 · 10 answers · asked by ♣ мчα ♣ 3 in Other - Music

if ppl knew one thing about you they would understand you better ?

2007-10-15 10:32:36 · 28 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:32:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-15 10:30:20 · 63 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

is the coolest section to be in? Ive missed it here. My last account stopped letting me ask in anything in this part. Ahhhh Im feeling all loved up.

2007-10-15 10:30:07 · 31 answers · asked by Missy 4 in Polls & Surveys

without screaming?!

Peace.

2007-10-15 10:29:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know who you are.

2007-10-15 10:29:49 · 53 answers · asked by ♥Wicked♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys