Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

2007-10-15 10:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by teddy 2 in Classical

2007-10-15 10:04:37 · 43 answers · asked by Bella ♥ Italiana 5 in Polls & Surveys

A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.

The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door.

The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?"

The panda bear answers calmlly, "I'm a panda bear." The bartender says, "Yeah, so?" The panda bear replies, "Look it up," and walks out the door.

The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up "panda bear," and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.

He reads the caption, which says, "Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves."

2007-10-15 10:04:37 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgCE53OxLAM

2007-10-15 10:04:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

"butter"

2007-10-15 10:03:31 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:02:41 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who thinks that she is not as talented as her father states?

2007-10-15 10:02:35 · 8 answers · asked by sandrota 6 in Reality Television

I mean I clean and keep it neat but that's all. I'm no freak! Also, I have two young children and it is quite impossible, to be a "Martha Stewart" at this point!

2007-10-15 10:02:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it just came on the radio recentley...the only lyrics i can kind of remember are something like " because you know im here for you, my true love my whole life.." its a guy singing...kinda sounds alternative! thanks!

2007-10-15 10:02:26 · 2 answers · asked by letinalittlemore 1 in Lyrics

2007-10-15 10:01:40 · 3 answers · asked by Chris B 1 in Other - Music

2007-10-15 10:01:30 · 22 answers · asked by Teddy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say 'a ss' and I'll say 'hell'". All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios." His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother.

"What'll you have?"

"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your a ss it ain't gonna be Cheerios.

2007-10-15 10:01:24 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

what kind is your favorite?

I like hellman's mayonnaise.
mayonnaise was invented by the French.
the thing about the French is, they're obsessed with raisins. humiliated grapes, really. think about it ...

ooh, I think I just messed that up a little bit.
haha you can ignore my little ramble on the French if you want, it's just a scene from a movie.
:O)
bonus question: what movie is that from?
(I know ONE of my contacts will know get this one! :O)

2007-10-15 10:01:16 · 12 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 10:00:41 · 67 answers · asked by ♥Cali Girl♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Jessica Biel.

2007-10-15 09:59:46 · 7 answers · asked by Nmenna (men-uh) gosh darnit..... 3 in Celebrities

A man is walking down the street and he hears in his head. "Stop! If you take one more step you will die!"

The man stops and a brick lands at his feet.

He keeps walking not watching where he was going and the voice says again.

"Stop! If you take one more step you will Regret it for the rest of your life!" The man stops and a lorry comes roaring by almost hitting him.

He thinks to himself "Who is telling me this?" The voice answers

"You won't believe this but, I am your Guardian Angel and I am here to protect you." The man thinks to himself

"Where the Hell were you on my Wedding Day?"

2007-10-15 09:58:56 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i have been dating this man for a week but we know each other pretty well, and he loves to play pratical jokes, and i want to play one on him(but not mean) he is 6'8 so we can't get him mad! we are going out sat to play pool do you have any good ideas?

2007-10-15 09:57:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Interesting...

2007-10-15 09:57:51 · 23 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

yea girls you know you do ;)

2007-10-15 09:57:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 09:57:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 09:57:15 · 23 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

I could camp out in the wilderness all year long from my wilderness experience, but summers and fall are the best times to go camping.

2007-10-15 09:56:49 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so, what are some good questions to ask?

2007-10-15 09:56:40 · 12 answers · asked by DotWarner 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 09:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by Red Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

what do you do when you loose it?

2007-10-15 09:56:05 · 5 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 09:55:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just broke my tv

2007-10-15 09:53:58 · 26 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

some of my fav options:

Vinegar
Cheese sauce
Hot sauce
Sweet & Sour sauce
Honey

2007-10-15 09:53:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 09:52:56 · 11 answers · asked by Miss Amber 3 in Celebrities

of my questions yet?

2007-10-15 09:52:42 · 34 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys