A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.
The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door.
The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?"
The panda bear answers calmlly, "I'm a panda bear." The bartender says, "Yeah, so?" The panda bear replies, "Look it up," and walks out the door.
The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up "panda bear," and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.
He reads the caption, which says, "Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-10-15 10:04:37 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. lol
2007-10-15 10:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute! Kind of like the joke on Pulp Fiction where the papa tomato and the baby tomato are walking and the papa tomato walks over and steps on the baby tomato and said, "Catch up." (sounds like Ketchup?) Like...just cute! :)
2016-04-08 23:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, though I must admit it took me a few seconds to figure it out. I love it now!!!
2007-10-15 10:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's better than the angel one, but I've heard it so many times before....still smile worthy.
2007-10-15 10:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 12:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody hell! what utter rubbish! that is the oldest joke in the world and you told it rubbishly!
2007-10-15 11:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good what hext have a star
2007-10-15 20:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute --- love puns!
2007-10-15 10:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not really but that is pretty good i guess. =)
2007-10-15 10:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol awesome lol
2007-10-15 10:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋