Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say 'a ss' and I'll say 'hell'". All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios." His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother.
"What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your a ss it ain't gonna be Cheerios.
2007-10-15 10:01:24 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-10-15 10:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 21:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah funny!
2007-10-15 17:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Airyline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that! Have a star!
2007-10-15 17:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent and cute joke. lol
2007-10-15 17:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's so cute!
2007-10-15 17:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got a giggle outta me
2007-10-15 17:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute have a star
2007-10-16 03:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol That was funny!
2007-10-15 17:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by leocutie726 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's average. It didn't make me laugh or smile but it didn't make me make me think "Oh dear god that was awful". I wouldn't use it personally.
2007-10-15 17:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋