With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
2007-10-15 10:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I want a 5 year supply of all of them.
2007-10-15 11:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In reaction to Zambiti: No, well lord no. Homeopathic merchandise are marketed on TV, the web, radio, and magazines identical to specific medicinal drugs. The largest change is that homeopathic merchandise are entirely, one hundred% useless. They consistently declare they have got no facet results, which is correct, however it is just real when you consider that they have got no essential results, both. They don't have any end result. The quantity at which they're diluted makes it totally not likely that you'll be able to even come upon a unmarried atom or molecule of the fashioned element. A 13c resolution could be approximately similar to a 3rd of a drop of the fashioned element diluted in all of the water in the world, for illustration. Homeopathists declare water has a reminiscence, to provide an explanation for this away, however the physics of water are very good understood, and no such reminiscence is demonstrable. All dealers of homeopathic merchandise are promoting placebos, and hence no sale of a homeopathic product would potentially be moral. They are charlatans and frauds, and the motive they shout and holler approximately the FDA is they would in no way are living as much as it is necessities, when you consider that they require a drug to be, a minimum of, rather amazing. Zambiti: I like the way you declare I do not know something approximately homeopathic treatments, as a substitute of honestly responding to the arguments I made. This is referred to as an advert hominem assault, and this can be a improper argument, because it does not honestly exhibit that any of my facets are flawed. Try making an specific argument to again up your facets. My arguments are relatively sound, and homeopathy operates at the placebo end result. If you disagree, then please reward a coherent argument, as a substitute than pathetically and dishonestly attacking me, as a substitute of the facets I've made. The so known as "professionals" in homeopathy do no peer reviewed study within the discipline, and while scientists do honestly do study, they uncover that the results of the homeopathic merchandise aren't any higher than placebo. The very claims that homeopathists make violate good situated legislation of physics. I'm sorry, however you misplaced this argument earlier than you began it, howdy.
2016-09-05 10:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a bottle of Flyagra for a guy I work with.
His fly must be down at least one day a week.
This was funny - thanks for sharing!
2007-10-15 11:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah - that's great!
I think I'll take a bottle of each for my boyfriend.
2007-10-15 10:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by doo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW, that took some thought. Funny!
2007-10-15 10:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUDE I GOT IT! It took a couple of minutes...but I got it! Its a world record!
2007-10-15 10:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...great one think i will bulk buy fom you for all the men in my neighbourhood! lol
heres a star
2007-10-15 11:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by tracieisland 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah what a dream come true!!
2007-10-16 02:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish...
2007-10-15 10:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by sandtwixtoes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋