A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich £1.50
Chicken Sandwich £ 2.50
Hand Job £10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten pound note.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"
The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
2007-10-15 10:41:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....and HOLD THE MAYO!
2007-10-15 10:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one but still makes me smile ha ha
2007-10-15 17:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Sally Anne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 21:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My bf laughed real loud
2007-10-15 17:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by meri 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-15 17:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Rofl Lmao!!!!! not bad at all you just made my day happier.
2007-10-15 17:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah that was a good one,
2007-10-15 17:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by coolskater43 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice wun
2007-10-15 17:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by sandtwixtoes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2007-10-15 20:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by hect85mon29 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and hold the mayo thank you.
2007-10-15 17:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good,must remember it.
2007-10-15 17:48:39 · answer #11 · answered by bat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋