Dumb questions.?

Question

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?
If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

Answer 1

deer can read
they put the sign there before the grass
jump
the bottle will stop making a sloshing sound (its invisible not unhearable)
crush it
he owns the snow plow
as much as it wants
no he needs a runman
yes
both
no
they do sometimes
crushed babies
the daylight savings bank (its real look it up)
the rabbit isn't lucky his feet are
to avoid getting a wedgie
who says whales are out of shape

Answer 2

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? ..whip em
How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? it is bit really on the grass ..it is hoverin over it you just dont c it
How do you get off a non-stop flight? Thats why they got parachutes under the seats DUH!!!!
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? it never runs out...stupid,,every one knows dat..
How do you throw away a garbage can? u dont,,,u empty it
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? he sleeps in the snowplow
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? it would chuck as much wood as a woonchuck would chuck if it could chuck wood.
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? maybe,,
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock? mmmm Beacon...
If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked? *drolls
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? no they wear diapers.
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? because blind people are smarter
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If I save time, when do I get it back? omg stupid guy..a baby
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?God hates it??
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? Wonderwoman told him to
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? Spermwhales pwn Whales :D

Answer 3

Put the deer beside it.
Flying monkeys put the "keep off the grass" signs on the grass.
Jump.
The cartridge is empty.
Stick it into another garbage can/bag.
With a snowplow.
As much as he wanted.
Only if his walkman is going at the same speed he is.
Maybe.
He'd be dead.
Not astronauts, but fighter pilots.
Earmuffs are so last year! Earplugs are the new earmuffs, that's why you can't see them.
From baby corn.
When you close your account.
A sad and tragic end at the rabbit factory..
His pants still go over his underpants when he is clark kent.
Have you seen their pool??

Answer 4

they leave a trial of food
they bring in the helicopters
parachute!
(duh!)
put it in a new one
he puts on snowshoes
a woodchuck would chuck all he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
music defies all
nope, its still a piggy
both ; )
they get moon's foot
good question
toddlers
6 months
well, about that....
he's not smart, he's just super
they didnt wait an hour before they jumped in

Answer 5

Thank you for the lovely compilation . I especially like the ones about baby oil and the rabbits foot and the time? However the turtle would be dead me thinks. Keep it up

Answer 6

Those were great. A lot I hadn't heard. I especially liked the astronaut one.

Answer 7

Say #7 5 times fast!! lol

Answer 8

"How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?"
Throw it
"If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeles or naked?"
Both
As to the rest, I have no clue

Answer 9

i've heard a lot of these before but they're still funny - i especially liked the baby oil one :)

Answer 10

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!