Entertainment & Music - 8 October 2007

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? " Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."

2007-10-08 15:15:11 · 20 answers · asked by m2united 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe....
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,

"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

2007-10-08 15:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

On the show "I Love New York," New York's mom, Sister Patterson, is a main figure on the show. One of my friends heard she's a teacher at a university somewhere in New York (go figure), so we've been trying to figure out her first name to see if it is true and to check out her ratings on the professor rating websites.

2007-10-08 15:14:56 · 6 answers · asked by annar11155 2 in Reality Television

I wanted to be a dinosaur....lol

2007-10-08 15:14:38 · 13 answers · asked by Kinzi 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:14:01 · 19 answers · asked by Kate v.7.0 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Taking Back A Fire Inside 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jason Bittner

http://www.drummerworld.com/Videos/JasonbittnerMD2005.html

2007-10-08 15:12:52 · 1 answers · asked by TLB 5 in Rock and Pop

yes i'm talking bout YOU

2007-10-08 15:12:31 · 22 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:12:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:11:31 · 97 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm bored.
HELP! >_<

2007-10-08 15:11:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Meaning, which one of those cheap movies, such as the Halloween, A nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series worked on the highest budget?

2007-10-08 15:11:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What are you getting your boyfriend/Girlfriend for Christmas???????????????

2007-10-08 15:11:01 · 15 answers · asked by krystal G 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:10:59 · 15 answers · asked by tiedtoarainbow 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:08:43 · 18 answers · asked by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm watching the Yankees game and I can't watch DWTS until tomorrow but I was wondering what everyone got

2007-10-08 15:08:05 · 3 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Reality Television

please, i need to know if there's any Hollywood-made film about the various stages of marriage...

thanks, y'all!

2007-10-08 15:07:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is the best you've heard?

2007-10-08 15:06:52 · 11 answers · asked by Rick G2 5 in Polls & Surveys

u put this stuff in someones yard when u know its gonna rain and then it does and uve got a yard full fo mashed potatoes


good idea or what!!!?

2007-10-08 15:06:40 · 21 answers · asked by trumpetfreak895 2 in Polls & Surveys

A film crew is considering hiring me as a costume designer, but they want to know how much I expect to be paid. I have never worked on a film before, but I am a very experienced seamstress. I don't know what to tell them! Its a low budget film, but it will be filming for at least 6 months! Any opinons? Oh, I and I have to let them know really soon, so please get your answers in quick! Thanks!

2007-10-08 15:06:32 · 5 answers · asked by Stitch 2 in Movies

just wondering.......

were you an addict or was it just a one time thing?

2007-10-08 15:06:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anachronism 6 in Polls & Surveys

i know i am.

2007-10-08 15:05:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:05:27 · 22 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

we all have at least 1

2007-10-08 15:05:24 · 5 answers · asked by dee_the_genius 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:05:13 · 54 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 15:04:49 · 33 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

I had no hair..

2007-10-08 15:04:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not.

2007-10-08 15:04:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yes its true...by lots of reserch on alot of websites(sorry i coulden't list them) but it is confirmed pirates 4 is a go they are writing a script and the realease is to come out around 2009 this wasn't a question really just thought i should let the fans know im way excited any comments?

2007-10-08 15:03:36 · 13 answers · asked by /-\$|-|L33 4 in Movies

2007-10-08 15:03:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys