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Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe....
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,

"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

2007-10-08 15:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Heh heh... that would be enough to make me grouchy!

2007-10-08 16:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-08 22:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Why should I tell you? I dont want to be bothered!

2007-10-08 22:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by mikecubbie69 4 · 0 0

yes..espacially when its that time of the month..stay the hell away from me

2007-10-08 22:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by shy_bell80 6 · 1 0

i dont get it.....no sex=grouchy??? not true all the time....

2007-10-08 22:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by honesty HURTS 2 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha. they DO know it all!
lol

2007-10-09 08:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 1 0

LMAO!!! maybe that's my problem

2007-10-09 05:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by johnny trash 5 · 1 0

hilarious!

2007-10-08 22:47:58 · answer #8 · answered by Scruffy Oak please violate me 3 · 1 0

nice !

2007-10-09 00:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by nikkiebushnell 3 · 1 0

hahaha...Very cute!

2007-10-08 22:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Grasshopper 5 · 1 0

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