Entertainment & Music - 8 October 2007

I dropped my car off to get repaired this morning. Will you come by when its done and give me a ride to pick it up? I will give you a lollipop. Thanks

2007-10-08 01:12:16 · 9 answers · asked by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 in Polls & Surveys

LOL

2007-10-08 01:12:03 · 20 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

extraordinary or normal..anything actual..

2007-10-08 01:11:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please?

2007-10-08 01:10:32 · 20 answers · asked by DAMN SILLY BILLY 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 01:09:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's 13.05 in the UK, i'm eating 2 salmon fillets with salad and red pepper relish. Nice!

2007-10-08 01:06:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 01:04:12 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

M.J is to be voice coach for contestants in special before Xmas .can they ever sing that high?

2007-10-08 01:02:57 · 9 answers · asked by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 in Celebrities

I was born between 9-10 in the morning. I don't know the specific time...I would love to know my horoscope, my signs..And what they mean in my life..I'm trying to know myself better

2007-10-08 01:01:50 · 7 answers · asked by Lielie 1 in Horoscopes

Calling her late at night, driving by her house doesn't it feel like that start of an episode of Cops?

2007-10-08 01:01:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Now it all makes sense!

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And your're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

2007-10-08 01:01:15 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

how am i supposed to know when i dont watch soaps and i need the answer for a quiz

2007-10-08 01:00:56 · 25 answers · asked by lilo 3 in Soap Operas

Leave a picture if you like.

If you don't like then you'd best start running missy.

2007-10-08 01:00:33 · 20 answers · asked by Mustapher Crap 5 in Polls & Surveys

Had an internal organ removed?

2007-10-08 00:59:44 · 15 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

its on tip of my tongue and so annoying

2007-10-08 00:59:27 · 17 answers · asked by lilo 3 in Celebrities

2007-10-08 00:58:49 · 19 answers · asked by clair b 2 in Movies

And the little f***er didn't even run, it walked casually to the kitchen. Im scared to open any cabinets in my kitchen now. How do i get rid of it? Should i try to sell it some Avon? I have cats but they'll just make friends with it.

2007-10-08 00:57:18 · 19 answers · asked by Sweet T 5 in Polls & Surveys

Been expelled?

2007-10-08 00:57:04 · 27 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is your favourite movie ?

Why is it your favourite movie ?

&

What Catagory Would you say it is ?

Havee Fun ..

:):):)

2007-10-08 00:56:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Recently In touch weekly published on the cover Angelina Jolie saying she has gained 10 pounds and could be pregnant. Do you think that Angelina Jolie is pregnant?

2007-10-08 00:54:56 · 7 answers · asked by Reba and Melissa fan!!!! 2 in Celebrities

does pete went look EXACTLY like ian watkins. well, not exactly. ian watkins is definately fitter ;-P

and yeah, anyway do you agree that thay look really alike, and which do you think is hotter?

2007-10-08 00:54:33 · 5 answers · asked by millie b 1 in Polls & Surveys

this is a brain teaser try to figure it out

2007-10-08 00:52:28 · 15 answers · asked by brennan_ivy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-08 00:51:25 · 30 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 00:50:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 00:49:15 · 7 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you star a lot of questions easily? Do you star them because you like the question and find it interesting or do you just use it as a flag?

2007-10-08 00:49:14 · 5 answers · asked by milky s 4 in Polls & Surveys

Top 10 inventions by blondes
1. The pedal powered wheel chair
2. The inflatable dart board
3. The waterproof towel.
4. The sloar powered torch.
5. The dictionary index
6. Helicopter ejector seat.
7. Powdered water.
8. The waterproof tea bag
9. Book on how to read.
10. Submarine screen door.

Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering

Why do nursing homes give Viagra to old men? To stop them rolling off the bed!

Why is the Mexican Olympic team so unsuccessful? because anyone who can run, jump or swim is in America by now!

A plane was taxiing down the runway for take off, when suddenly it stopped, turned round, and returned to the gate. After an hour and a half wait it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the attendant "what was the problem?". "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine" explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot..."

2 pregnant mothers are knitting jumpers for their soon to be born babies.1 mother says, "i hope i have a boy because my jumper is blue".The other mother replies, "i hope i have a spastic because i've f***ed up the arms!!"

How do u know if a man has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew before she swallows.

If God made the top half of the women, who made the bottom? The Council, of course, only they would put a sh it hole next to a play area!

Q:what do you get when you find a dead blonde in the closet? A:hide and seek champian of 1996.

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain.

What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.

2007-10-08 00:49:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-08 00:48:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-08 00:48:25 · 19 answers · asked by Quady 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-08 00:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by vim4you2 5 in Polls & Surveys