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Now it all makes sense!

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And your're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

2007-10-08 01:01:15 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Ha ha that makes two of us!!


:-)))

2007-10-08 04:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1 0

L O L 10/10 X

2007-10-08 21:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

damn straight i am; i'm on smoko! Besides you left me to do all the work while you sat at your computer typing jokes; if you are so overworked when did you find time to work it all out. :)

Anyway, I liked it and I'm giving you a star; now back to work!!!!

2007-10-08 01:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1 0

You have got to get a big Star for that one very funny

2007-10-08 02:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

Why did you take the time to type all that?

2007-10-08 01:58:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0 0

I am not from your country and I am feeling alone in this joke.
Should you write smth international?

2007-10-08 01:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by IndrisOK 2 · 0 0

So it could be worse I could be at work right now!!! I'm one of the 1,212.000 that has to do the work!! hahahahahahaha!!

2007-10-08 08:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0 0

Well done I like that one.

2007-10-08 01:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0 0

you better get busy then because i will be here for a while.

2007-10-08 01:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Always a good one!! LOL

2007-10-08 03:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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