Top 10 inventions by blondes
1. The pedal powered wheel chair
2. The inflatable dart board
3. The waterproof towel.
4. The sloar powered torch.
5. The dictionary index
6. Helicopter ejector seat.
7. Powdered water.
8. The waterproof tea bag
9. Book on how to read.
10. Submarine screen door.
Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
Why do nursing homes give Viagra to old men? To stop them rolling off the bed!
Why is the Mexican Olympic team so unsuccessful? because anyone who can run, jump or swim is in America by now!
A plane was taxiing down the runway for take off, when suddenly it stopped, turned round, and returned to the gate. After an hour and a half wait it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the attendant "what was the problem?". "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine" explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot..."
2 pregnant mothers are knitting jumpers for their soon to be born babies.1 mother says, "i hope i have a boy because my jumper is blue".The other mother replies, "i hope i have a spastic because i've f***ed up the arms!!"
How do u know if a man has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew before she swallows.
If God made the top half of the women, who made the bottom? The Council, of course, only they would put a sh it hole next to a play area!
Q:what do you get when you find a dead blonde in the closet? A:hide and seek champian of 1996.
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain.
What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
2007-10-08 00:49:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, Very funny.
And what does a lesbian take to a BYO party?
Her own licker.
2007-10-08 00:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by flossiedots 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...Those are so funny...im still laughing.
2007-10-08 02:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glass hammer?
2007-10-08 00:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laugh pal Thanks
2007-10-08 02:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋