Entertainment & Music - 21 June 2007

2007-06-21 21:45:12 · 22 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:45:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:44:52 · 20 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

or will I have to call security ??

2007-06-21 21:44:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:43:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is about mental dogs that live on an island. My mate brought it out in Turkey, and watched it right up until the bit where the 3 remaining charactures are in the compound, but it then just stops and he thinks there can only be about 5 mins left, but wants to know what happens. Can anyone help him out please?

2007-06-21 21:43:12 · 1 answers · asked by simbar 3 in Movies

2007-06-21 21:42:41 · 17 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

A first-grade teacher, Ms Juliet (Age 26) was having trouble with one of her
students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Juliet had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy.
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Ms Juliet he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Juliet and tells her, "I think Boy
can go to the third-grade. "

Ms Juliet says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Juliet asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Juliet: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Juliet: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy.
was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Juliet: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Juliet: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Juliet: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Juliet: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Sp. Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Juliet: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Juliet: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Juliet: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Juliet: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u
have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Juliet: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than
on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Juliet: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, or Harvard I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"

2007-06-21 21:42:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 21:41:45 · 30 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just could't find a matching pair,,,

2007-06-21 21:41:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they both ROCK!

2007-06-21 21:41:29 · 15 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or was it a controlled occurrence caused by mass-media?

Whichever, please answer honestly. It wouldn't hurt to know also how it'll be cured.

2007-06-21 21:41:12 · 4 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Peter and Jordan are making it big in LA apparently and personally I think its great.
I'm sick of hearing Posh n Becks this and Posh n Becks that, at least Pete and Kate have personalities.. they do make me laugh!

2007-06-21 21:41:04 · 31 answers · asked by bruvvamoff 5 in Celebrities

2007-06-21 21:40:20 · 11 answers · asked by angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

A twosome was about to tee off on the tenth hole, which was located near the main road. As they were about to hit their shots, a funeral procession came by. The golfer that was about to his his tee shot stopped, took off his hat and bowed his head in respect until the procession had passed.

When he was ready to tee off again, his partner said," That was a really nice thing you did."

"Well... it was the least I could do...," he replied,






"I was married to her for thirty years."

2007-06-21 21:38:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The man got very angry and threw the parrot in the freezer. Next morning he felt sorry, so he opened the freezer and was astonished to see the parrot hot and sweaty. He asked what happened. The parrot replied, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to open frozen chicken legs?!!"

2007-06-21 21:37:25 · 11 answers · asked by the_little_one_said 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 21:36:36 · 24 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:35:08 · 35 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

To me it's cheap, but I'm a jerk like that.

2007-06-21 21:32:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've read cancer and pisces are a match made in heaven. any personal experiences to back this up?

2007-06-21 21:32:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Has anyone watched Saving Private Ryan? What do you think about it?

PS Just asking.

2007-06-21 21:31:00 · 16 answers · asked by anthony g 1 in Movies

2007-06-21 21:30:36 · 22 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:28:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with grins on their faces."You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorially.Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll **** on it's head."

2007-06-21 21:28:34 · 9 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Colgate ROCKS!!

AIM IS EWWW!

2007-06-21 21:28:05 · 16 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

a good old fashioned laugh....one that bringe tears to your eyes and makes your sides ache ???

2007-06-21 21:27:22 · 28 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please try to name 5 or however many, really really good ones. :)

2007-06-21 21:26:07 · 20 answers · asked by Roxanne M 2 in Movies

2007-06-21 21:26:04 · 32 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

You were taking bath at a public bath ,50 yards away from your apartment,with no communication system and no phone booth there,and a mad person ,came over ,pick your clothes,towel,everything with you ,left you only with soap dish ,what will you do?

2007-06-21 21:25:08 · 16 answers · asked by Silvia 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 21:24:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys