Talking walking statues!!??

Question

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with grins on their faces."You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorially.Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll **** on it's head."

Answer 1

Heard this one before. However, it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Revenge is so sweet!

Answer 2

a good one have a star from me

Answer 3

Urgh! I didn’t expect that
Pretty good one!

Answer 4

lmao.. the perfect revenge.. Funny!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for sharing

Answer 5

I so didn't see that coming!

Answer 6

I wonder how they got hydrated.

Answer 7

wow, in your wildest dreams.

Answer 8

lol

and i thought they were making love!

Answer 9

good