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Question

A first-grade teacher, Ms Juliet (Age 26) was having trouble with one of her
students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Juliet had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy.
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Ms Juliet he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Juliet and tells her, "I think Boy
can go to the third-grade. "

Ms Juliet says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Juliet asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Juliet: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Juliet: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy.
was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Juliet: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Juliet: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Juliet: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Juliet: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Sp. Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Juliet: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Juliet: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Juliet: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Juliet: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u
have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Juliet: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than
on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Juliet: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, or Harvard I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"

Answer 1

i have always liked this one.... it just shows us how many possibilities there are to answer those questions.

and how we can easily get them right with those simple and 'clean' answers. :)

i think the teacher might say he cannot go to 3rd grade? cos those kids wont give such answer? :p

Answer 2

WOW! Freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I am as dumb as the principal and I already have an MBA safely tucked away!!!

Answer 3

woah this was a long one. but it was a fun ride =D lol. totally funny. making faces and laughing the whole way. thanks!

Answer 4

You made me read that whole joke for that stupid ending-shame on you. NO STARS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!