The man got very angry and threw the parrot in the freezer. Next morning he felt sorry, so he opened the freezer and was astonished to see the parrot hot and sweaty. He asked what happened. The parrot replied, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to open frozen chicken legs?!!"
2007-06-21 21:37:25 · 11 answers · asked by the_little_one_said 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMFAO!!!
2007-06-21 22:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one! A 7 month pregnant mom is getting in the shower when her 4 year old daughter comes in and says mom you are fat! The mom says yes dear but remember I have a baby growing in my stomach, the girl say oh I see ..after a pause she says then what's growing in your butt?
2007-06-21 21:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by crusinthru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i admire parrot jokes too, sturdy stuff. The shaggy dog tale is on the parrot nevertheless, with the aid of fact the gents ought to no longer handle to pay for to bid, on the bigger cage, high quality seed, or state-of-the-artwork chook bathtub. to no longer point out, the better half he had planed to purchase, the female, with the eye-catching plumage. nicely nail me to the pearch
2016-12-13 09:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one heck of a talking bird!
2007-06-21 21:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW !!! 999 points.
I'll star U up !!!
Aaron.
2007-06-21 21:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats quite a funny version of this oldie.. Hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-21 21:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humour in the freezer, melted and served!
2007-06-21 21:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. silly parrot.
2007-06-21 21:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by Oh_cielos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok took me a minute but got it...lol..
2007-06-21 21:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that parrot is hilarious. he is mad! muahahahahah!!!
2007-06-21 22:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋