Entertainment & Music - 21 June 2007

2007-06-21 22:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Scottish Talents

A Scottish old timer (Jeremy Saxton at 65) in Scotland was sitting in a bar, talking to a young man. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me Saxton-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

"Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me Saxton-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me Saxton-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya **** one goat..."

2007-06-21 22:24:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is it?

2007-06-21 22:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-06-21 22:21:42 · 5 answers · asked by MikeyTex2202 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-06-21 22:19:38 · 5 answers · asked by grambo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

HOT COCOA ROCKS!

2007-06-21 22:19:17 · 38 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

What falls but doesn't break and what breaks but doesn't fall?

2007-06-21 22:17:06 · 2 answers · asked by Quinn 5 in Polls & Surveys

I can't decide. Do most women know 100% that they want one?

2007-06-21 22:14:51 · 13 answers · asked by dcdcdcdc 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:14:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:13:21 · 31 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:10:54 · 6 answers · asked by Pamela 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:08:53 · 24 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time
In a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said:

" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sautåd frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
I DONT F#####G THINK SO!!!

2007-06-21 22:08:36 · 13 answers · asked by smithtracey72 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And it only took me 2 months of neglecting my work. How long has it taken you to get where you're at?

2007-06-21 22:07:00 · 27 answers · asked by Nika 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:05:22 · 35 answers · asked by angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

And God Created Man.


When God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.

And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.

She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob...

And God created man.

2007-06-21 22:04:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yeah-eh!

Thanks... its been umm... nice... tune in again... same rev-time, same rev-place, same rev-channel...

Your Champion,
REVHEAD

2007-06-21 22:02:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 22:00:39 · 21 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

what did you do?

2007-06-21 21:59:34 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what sort of flowers and colours would you prefer ?

2007-06-21 21:56:59 · 54 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:55:43 · 24 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:55:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am right handed...but my friend is amberdextris

2007-06-21 21:54:08 · 20 answers · asked by Vinteal 4 in Polls & Surveys

but men are satisfied with just sex/beer/food and football?

2007-06-21 21:53:30 · 19 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by S c a l p e r 3 in Movies

Especially on this question:

Was my mind-broadcasting caused by a chip, or was it caused by a controlled reaction of mass-media?

And this question:

How will I be cured of this mind-broadcasting?

Can anyone PLEASE answer these honestly?

2007-06-21 21:51:10 · 7 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Bored at work, need to download some music - any kind I like all music except country!

2007-06-21 21:50:32 · 20 answers · asked by so Fresh 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 21:49:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With the internet being so big and with so many next to useless websites whats your secret internet obsession?

2007-06-21 21:48:37 · 18 answers · asked by Helz Belz 2 in Polls & Surveys

that you wish you could have got your money back afterwards because it was so bad?

2007-06-21 21:48:01 · 16 answers · asked by Quinn 5 in Polls & Surveys