Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2007

does anyone believe this phrase?? what's your views on it..
i personally think that sometimes words hurt more ...

2007-06-18 23:59:26 · 39 answers · asked by ღ♥eyeღℓash♥ღ 4 in Polls & Surveys

brand of coffee do you drink and what do you put in it ?

2007-06-18 23:58:40 · 21 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone help me? .lol.

2007-06-18 23:58:39 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:57:29 · 63 answers · asked by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 in Polls & Surveys

. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his *** of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

2007-06-18 23:55:43 · 15 answers · asked by kumar v 3 in Jokes & Riddles

One of my favorite jokes ever.

How many pankakes does it take to build a house?

I don't know, alligators don't eat pankakes!

I know it don't make sense, but for some reason I find it pretty funny.

2007-06-18 23:54:20 · 6 answers · asked by ChrisWalt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-18 23:52:40 · 16 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

How many skins will it take for 10,000 covers?

2007-06-18 23:52:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:51:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

with a blade.

2007-06-18 23:51:05 · 25 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Go to the main page and look at the top (Or just look at you headline bar at the top). Yahoo! 7 Answers you see it?...Whats that supposed to mean? Is it supposed to be cooler or something? Has it been there lol? Why'd they change the name?? Hmm...An Unsolved Mystery waiting to be solved by YOU! =D

2007-06-18 23:49:54 · 10 answers · asked by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Has world war three started or something?! I live in the downtown area and in the last five min's. two helocoptors and one jet hae flown over very low and going very fast.... That never happens here!

2007-06-18 23:49:12 · 8 answers · asked by Michael N 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Harry is depressed all the time, lethargic but otherwise sharp. Doris is a spinster, no family, a Nun for many years and very frail.
The staff are worried about Harry . They go to Doris and suggest her to help her friend to try and cheer up. See positives in life etc.
Soon Harry perks up a lot. The Staff are encouraged and ask Doris what changed him. She thought it would be a good idea to play “cars” on the way to breakfast using their wheel-chairs. They would “signal”, stop at “junctions” etc. Well the staff were very pleased and decided to watch the following morning.
Doris comes out of her room, signals, Harry slows down and lets her out and she turns towards the breakfast room. Harry is just behind her following in line.
Suddenly Harry speeds up, over-takes Doris and pulls in just in front of her and stops. He gets out and walks over to Doris.
The Staff are intrigued.
Harry then starts to undo his zip on his trousers and Doris says “Oh No ! Not the breathalyser again!"

2007-06-18 23:49:08 · 9 answers · asked by Teacher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-18 23:46:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-06-18 23:45:54 · 22 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:44:56 · 21 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:44:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you consider going bareback

2007-06-18 23:44:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am pretty sure I couldn't do it - my younger brother worked for my father for a while, though - so I know it can work.

2007-06-18 23:42:34 · 21 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

did they look like Fanny's?

2007-06-18 23:40:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.

government policy symbol condom


A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get any more accurate than that!

2007-06-18 23:39:59 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Polls & Surveys

martha lost her husband

she had him cremated, took his ashes home and poured them out onto the patio table

tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him

"Bob? remember the dishwasher you promised me? i bought it with your insurance money. the car you promised me? i bought that too. and the diamond ring? bought that too.

Bob? do you remember the bloow job i promised you? here it comes..."

NOTE:

no comments from slap heads who dont know any jokes

thanks

2007-06-18 23:38:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three young ladies die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St. Peter tells them that there's only one rule - don't step on the ducks.

They go through the pearly gates and see ducks everywhere! It's almost impossible to walk without stepping on a duck. The first girl accidentally steps on a duck and gets chained to a hideously ugly man as punishment - he's so ugly she's violently sick when she looks at him!

The 2nd girl thinks this is rather harsh and decides she'd better be careful, but a few months later steps on a duck. She gets chained to a fairly ugly man - he's not as ugly as the first, but still makes her stomach turn.

The 3rd girl is really shocked and devotes the rest of her days to avoiding the ducks. Then one day she gets chained to this drop-dead-gorgeous guy. "What's this all about?" she asks. The guy replies "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

2007-06-18 23:37:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here's one to start you off Sharon Osbourne

2007-06-18 23:35:18 · 15 answers · asked by Paul T 4 in Celebrities

2007-06-18 23:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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2007-06-18 23:34:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok, b-y-e b-y-e all you great people! 'had a great tym today...

since this is gonna be my last Q for today (due to asking limits), i'm gonna ask you to please star? and also try to answer my other Qs..thanks!

2007-06-18 23:32:48 · 25 answers · asked by angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:31:15 · 30 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."

2007-06-18 23:30:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and are you male or female?

2007-06-18 23:29:55 · 27 answers · asked by Arraya 6 in Polls & Surveys