Harry is depressed all the time, lethargic but otherwise sharp. Doris is a spinster, no family, a Nun for many years and very frail.
The staff are worried about Harry . They go to Doris and suggest her to help her friend to try and cheer up. See positives in life etc.
Soon Harry perks up a lot. The Staff are encouraged and ask Doris what changed him. She thought it would be a good idea to play “cars” on the way to breakfast using their wheel-chairs. They would “signal”, stop at “junctions” etc. Well the staff were very pleased and decided to watch the following morning.
Doris comes out of her room, signals, Harry slows down and lets her out and she turns towards the breakfast room. Harry is just behind her following in line.
Suddenly Harry speeds up, over-takes Doris and pulls in just in front of her and stops. He gets out and walks over to Doris.
The Staff are intrigued.
Harry then starts to undo his zip on his trousers and Doris says “Oh No ! Not the breathalyser again!"
2007-06-18 23:49:08 · 9 answers · asked by Teacher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard a similar one before!
2007-06-19 01:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe fantastic LOL oldie but a goodie another STAR for that belly laugh
2016-05-19 17:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 23:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny
2007-06-18 23:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by the_monamayfair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another b-l-o-w-j-o-b!
hahaha! Something really new for Doris, I guess!
:)
2007-06-22 20:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry ma'am, you blew over the limit!!!
2007-06-18 23:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes!
2007-06-18 23:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,funny..
2007-06-18 23:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by scorpio_queen_2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-06-18 23:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Redhead 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋