Once upon a time
In a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sautåd frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
I DONT F#####G THINK SO!!!
2007-06-21 22:08:36 · 13 answers · asked by smithtracey72 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How cute, lol. I never heard that one before!
I know a frog like that one! (**Gets out "Froggie Cook Book"**)
2007-06-21 22:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by SweetPea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha thats the funniest joke on here so far
2007-06-21 22:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now why didn't I think of that before I said I do.
2007-06-21 22:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by the_little_one_said 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. I first heard this about a year ago. Very funny. ;)
2007-06-21 22:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by BhitchyPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I feel that way about someone just at the moment.
2007-06-21 22:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so cruelly funny…Nah! I guess the blighter deserved it! LMAO!!!
2007-06-21 23:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-06-21 22:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice twist. women, even in fairy tales, deserve better.
2007-06-21 22:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny haha.
2007-06-25 02:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhehehehehe
Good for her.
And a star for you.
2007-06-21 23:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋