Entertainment & Music - 21 June 2007

2007-06-21 00:42:27 · 2 answers · asked by Rachel L 1 in Other - Music

2007-06-21 00:39:26 · 2 answers · asked by mp01 5 in Polls & Surveys

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

"She was always
holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.

2007-06-21 00:39:12 · 8 answers · asked by tre 3 in Jokes & Riddles

smarties, M&M, jelly bean, and other lollies

2007-06-21 00:39:07 · 20 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone think Jessica and Nick will eventually get back together? Vanessa just doesn't seem up to par when it comes to how Nick felt towards Jess. Plus, not to sound blunt but I'm sure Nick realizes that Jessica is physically more attractive than his current leading lady...just a thought.

2007-06-21 00:34:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

twice now, its not come up on main board, here we go again...

ALTERED THE LYRICS, MAY RELEASE IT??? WOULD I REACH NUMBER 1???

i fought the law and the the law won.............

ON YAHOO ANSWERS IN THE HOT SUN
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I ANSWERED QUESTION 'CAUSE I HAD NONE
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON


I LOST MY QUESTION AND IT FEELS SO BAD
I GUESS MY RACE IS RUN
THATS THE BEST QUESTION THAT I EVER HAD
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON


ROBBING PEOPLE WITH A SIX-GUN
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I LOST MY ACCOUNT AND I LOST MY FUN
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON


I LEFT MY 360 AND IT FEELS SO BAD
I GUESS MY RACE IS RUN
WAS THE BEST SITE THAT I EVER HAD
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON




STAR ME IF YOU LIKED IT.

2007-06-21 00:33:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment suggestions and menu suggestions, please.

2007-06-21 00:33:49 · 9 answers · asked by ~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:32:37 · 18 answers · asked by Nelson 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:31:51 · 12 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:30:19 · 10 answers · asked by Conceição L 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:28:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:27:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Need plenty of diapers?

2007-06-21 00:26:43 · 4 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have just been watching the old episodes of Jerry Springer on Living TV and it really looks like the shows were a case of bad acting!

2007-06-21 00:25:52 · 24 answers · asked by Spence 3 in Talk Shows

We'd love to know who you'd want playing at your perfect music festival. It can include anyone, living or dead, so if you'd like to see Elvis top the bill, followed by the Cheeky Girls, let us know!
And take a look at our Festival Guide on Yahoo! Music if you want more info on the top music festivals this summer, including Glastonbury:
http://uk.launch.yahoo.com/music-festivals/

2007-06-21 00:25:24 · 90 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What would my slogan be?

2007-06-21 00:24:50 · 10 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

2007-06-21 00:24:06 · 4 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A 1GB Ipod
A loaf of bread
a bottle of wine
Meat
A gym contract
Renting a DVD
renting an apartment
6 beers
a glass of wine
a boobjob
a cat
a burger


AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

2007-06-21 00:23:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:23:12 · 6 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is that a good time to decide on an exercise routine?

2007-06-21 00:22:51 · 5 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."

2007-06-21 00:22:21 · 5 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Maybe a chip fell off your shoulder.. lol

2007-06-21 00:22:01 · 6 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:21:23 · 6 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as? And the guy says,"e; I'm green with NV The host replies, brilliant, come on in and have a drink A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as? She replies, I'm tickled pink.The host says, I love it, come on in and join the party. A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be? Paddy replies, Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair.

2007-06-21 00:21:09 · 5 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Jokes & Riddles

After pigs? What were their names??

2007-06-21 00:20:53 · 8 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:17:32 · 3 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Comedy

I never got on the Sopranos thing.....good acting but not my cup of tea....

2007-06-21 00:17:00 · 21 answers · asked by MissKittyInTheCity 6 in Polls & Surveys

One day a friend was visiting another farmers farm when he came across a cross eyed donkey.The farmers friend said Iknow how to fix this, get me a hose.So the farmer grabbed a garden hose and gave it to his friend.
The friend then stuffed one end of the hose up the donkeys *** and grabbed the opposite end and blew into it.
Amazingly the donkyes eyes went straight for the duration of the blow,but soon went back to being crossed after blowing air up the donkyes ***.The friend blew and blew over and over and soon the donkey was just about cured and only needed a couple more bursts of air to permanently be cured.So the friend turned to the farmer and said take over .The hyperventilated friend move so the other farmer could take over,
Then to his amazement of the friend thefarmer took the hose from the donkeys *** and turned it around and stuffed it back in and started blowing,What the hell are you doing...The farmer said ,"I dont want to put the same end in my mouth that you did!",

2007-06-21 00:15:59 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am a member of the media board can you help where to find it because they are doing illegal i want to demand them coz dreamworks pay me to find it but i am having problems

2007-06-21 00:14:18 · 5 answers · asked by theheroofphilippines 1 in Movies