A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
2007-06-21 00:22:21 · 5 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one seems to be one of your off colour jokes besides I have heard it before...you still get a star but come on give us more of your WOW! jokes!!!
2007-06-21 00:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A perfct gentleman!
He did the right thing to teach his wife a lesson !
Oh! he could have even brought seeds of vegetables and fruits……….. they will be cheaper and his wife will be happy……. She can sow them, wait till the vegetables are ready for cutting and then she can cook the food………..and in case of non-veg she can have an egg.. wait till it cracks and becomes a chicken and then she can make all her dishes.
I think u understand what I mean to say ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
2007-06-21 07:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one is fantastic.Bravo! send more.i just loved it
2007-06-22 00:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by akshu2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rightly served.
2007-06-21 07:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by apan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.......rollong with laughter! good one, tit for tat!
2007-06-22 00:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋