One day a friend was visiting another farmers farm when he came across a cross eyed donkey.The farmers friend said Iknow how to fix this, get me a hose.So the farmer grabbed a garden hose and gave it to his friend.
The friend then stuffed one end of the hose up the donkeys *** and grabbed the opposite end and blew into it.
Amazingly the donkyes eyes went straight for the duration of the blow,but soon went back to being crossed after blowing air up the donkyes ***.The friend blew and blew over and over and soon the donkey was just about cured and only needed a couple more bursts of air to permanently be cured.So the friend turned to the farmer and said take over .The hyperventilated friend move so the other farmer could take over,
Then to his amazement of the friend thefarmer took the hose from the donkeys *** and turned it around and stuffed it back in and started blowing,What the hell are you doing...The farmer said ,"I dont want to put the same end in my mouth that you did!",
2007-06-21 00:15:59 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Donkey's bottom!
2007-06-21 00:16:43 · update #1
And I was just about to eat a chocolate milkshake, ugh!
Funny though.
2007-06-21 04:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a joke about a suppository, very similar, but funny none the less. Good job the donkey didn't f**t, that would've made his eyes pop!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-21 07:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11/10 brilliant
2007-06-21 07:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by curlyloxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must've been an Irish farmer then LOL
2007-06-21 07:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2007-06-21 07:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-21 07:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like alot of farmers i know--------good joke
2007-06-21 07:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. lmao. stupid farmer hehehe.
have a star
2007-06-21 11:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by pbandj 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool jane
2007-06-21 08:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup. funny
2007-06-21 07:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋