Entertainment & Music - 21 June 2007

if so, what did you think? did you feel sorry for the girl or did you want to jump through the t.v. and kick her ***?

2007-06-21 03:37:07 · 7 answers · asked by amy f 2 in Talk Shows

Both Depp's & Wilder's versions.

Who do you prefer? (age may make no difference here. I know a 9 year old who likes the 70s version better)

& the character himself-- does he like kids or hate em?

2007-06-21 03:36:45 · 26 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Movies

2007-06-21 03:36:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:36:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

It wasn't 'IT'... i think it had the work 'king' in its title too... ;/

2007-06-21 03:34:06 · 15 answers · asked by TheOne 1 in Movies

2007-06-21 03:33:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it this weekend or next?

2007-06-21 03:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-06-21 03:33:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who makes this smacking noise upon completion of each kiss?

2007-06-21 03:33:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The good:
You have finally worked up the courage to give your teenage daughter 'the talk'.

The bad:
She keeps interrupting...

The UGLY:
With corrections.

2007-06-21 03:31:42 · 12 answers · asked by - Tudor Gothic Serpent - 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 03:31:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

White Man Blues
by zzzzzsssseee443

I want to sing the blues so bad
It feels like a heart attack
Yea I got these mean old blues so bad
It feels like a heart attack
But, every word comes out sounding dorky
Why couldn't this boy been born black?

I try hard to get soul goin
But it ain't no use when I try
Yes I try hard to play and sing the blues
But it ain't no use for my to try
You see I am a cau-kay-shun fellow
It sounds like tony bennett, lord tell me why

On the sixth hour
Of the sixth day
Of the sixth month
The sixth policeman say
"You will never be a lover,
You will never play the blues
You will always be cau-kay-shun
You haven't got a clue"

I am a dorky white man
Oh lord I promise you I am
Yes I am a dorky white man
But I'm not the Son of Sam
So believe in what Im sayin to you
Cuz what I am is what I am

2007-06-21 03:31:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Blues

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

2007-06-21 03:30:29 · 28 answers · asked by naruto fan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If you were a constestant, would you bounce a PLINKO chip off her forehead?

Thanks. I'm done. Never again. Really.

2007-06-21 03:30:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:29:53 · 1 answers · asked by zackerysmomma 2 in Other - Music

2007-06-21 03:28:21 · 16 answers · asked by Jeannie ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank.

2007-06-21 03:27:29 · 29 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:27:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

theirs a guy at a bar and he had been drinkin its 2 in the morning and wants to go home he trais to get up but can't so drags himself out.....around the corner he trais again but fails........outside his home he trays onces more but again fails.....goes in and his wife is waiting for him on the couch "I see you've been drinking again" "no honey what gave you that idea" "because once again you forgot your wheelchair"

2007-06-21 03:26:30 · 8 answers · asked by MeXbAbY 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 03:25:16 · 27 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:24:48 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

... you're tired and your brain hurts but everything that comes at you is either ringing, buzzing, clanging, nagging, questioning, repeating, questioning, repeating .....?

2007-06-21 03:24:28 · 20 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:23:44 · 55 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer is sitting in a bar getting drunk.A man came and asked the farmer,"Hey,why you sitting here getting drunk,
The farmer shook his head and said"something's you can't explain."
"so what happend asked the man."
"Well,"the farmer said,"today i was sitting milking my cow,just as i got the bucket half full,she lifted her left leg and kicked it over."
"Okay." but that's not so bad.
"sometime's there are things you can't explain.
"so what happend"the man asked.
The farmer said,"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well,i sat down and began to milk.just as i got it bout full.she knocked it over with her right leg."
the man laughed,"Again?"
"like i said somethings you can't explain."
"So I tied her right leg to the right post."
"And again?
"she knocked it over with her tail this time."
"and?"
"well there was no more rope so i used my belt,tied the tail up,my trousers fell down and the wife walked in,"
something's just can't be explain!

2007-06-21 03:23:05 · 13 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

2007-06-21 03:23:03 · 10 answers · asked by naruto fan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I've just always wanted to say that....lol Have a great day folks!!

2007-06-21 03:22:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-06-21 03:21:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:19:13 · 17 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 03:19:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes