A farmer is sitting in a bar getting drunk.A man came and asked the farmer,"Hey,why you sitting here getting drunk,
The farmer shook his head and said"something's you can't explain."
"so what happend asked the man."
"Well,"the farmer said,"today i was sitting milking my cow,just as i got the bucket half full,she lifted her left leg and kicked it over."
"Okay." but that's not so bad.
"sometime's there are things you can't explain.
"so what happend"the man asked.
The farmer said,"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well,i sat down and began to milk.just as i got it bout full.she knocked it over with her right leg."
the man laughed,"Again?"
"like i said somethings you can't explain."
"So I tied her right leg to the right post."
"And again?
"she knocked it over with her tail this time."
"and?"
"well there was no more rope so i used my belt,tied the tail up,my trousers fell down and the wife walked in,"
something's just can't be explain!
2007-06-21 03:23:05 · 13 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's his excuse and he seems to be sticking to it
2007-06-21 03:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-06-21 04:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was funny but took me a while to understand
2007-06-21 03:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by kkdbbapz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange! but I know that feeling.
2007-06-21 04:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-06-21 03:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice sense of humor my friend
2007-06-21 06:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lkie it
2007-06-21 03:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star for you
2007-06-21 05:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt like it
2007-06-21 03:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no, that would be so funny, lol
2007-06-21 03:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋