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2007-06-21 03:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

If you were on the menu at McDonalds, you would be a McBeautiful!

Are those Space Pants? Cause your butt looks out of this world!

Drop a Sugar Packet on the floor in front of them and then pick it up and say, "I'm sorry, I think you dropped your nametag."

2007-06-21 03:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by KrzyMom2 3 · 1 0

You are as pretty as a single rose in a valley of lily's Can you get up earlier in the morning? The sun doesn't rise until you get up. Take your pick which is worst/best.

2016-05-21 10:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Is your father a mechanic? i basically said no 15 times before the guy said 'cuz your a machine'. That's supposed to be some form of flattery here.

2007-06-21 03:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey! You wanna **** or are you just gonna let that thing go to waste?





I guess it wasn't that bad cause she did pick me up

2007-06-21 03:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha

Well, I've never really heard a horrible one.

But my favorite one of all time is - "I could fall madly in bed with you."

Love it!

2007-06-21 03:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by starbucksismygod 4 · 1 0

Did it hurt?
S/he: Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?
I hate that one! hahahahaha

the worst I have heard is
"Hey somebody farted.....let's get out of here."
LAME.
And Yes that has truly been said if you can believe it.

2007-06-21 03:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by *.::Mz~T3Mp3R::.* 2 · 0 0

Let's skip the chit chat and go straight to my apartment and "F".

2007-06-21 03:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie, FNP 4 · 1 0

my mate steve always gets drunk and says "hey baby, fancy a ****" he's half joking but it worked once as far as i know.

2007-06-21 03:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

are you a ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you.......
hey baby i've got more game than parker brothers.......

2007-06-21 03:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

some guy actually said "Do I know you from somewhere?"
yikes, is that the best he could come up with????

2007-06-21 03:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥sweet♥ 6 · 0 0

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