If you were on the menu at McDonalds, you would be a McBeautiful!
Are those Space Pants? Cause your butt looks out of this world!
Drop a Sugar Packet on the floor in front of them and then pick it up and say, "I'm sorry, I think you dropped your nametag."
2007-06-21 03:32:41
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answer #1
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answered by KrzyMom2 3
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You are as pretty as a single rose in a valley of lily's Can you get up earlier in the morning? The sun doesn't rise until you get up. Take your pick which is worst/best.
2016-05-21 10:52:23
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answer #2
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answered by ? 3
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Is your father a mechanic? i basically said no 15 times before the guy said 'cuz your a machine'. That's supposed to be some form of flattery here.
2007-06-21 03:35:19
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey! You wanna **** or are you just gonna let that thing go to waste?
I guess it wasn't that bad cause she did pick me up
2007-06-21 03:41:55
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Hahaha
Well, I've never really heard a horrible one.
But my favorite one of all time is - "I could fall madly in bed with you."
Love it!
2007-06-21 03:33:25
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answer #5
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answered by starbucksismygod 4
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Did it hurt?
S/he: Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?
I hate that one! hahahahaha
the worst I have heard is
"Hey somebody farted.....let's get out of here."
LAME.
And Yes that has truly been said if you can believe it.
2007-06-21 03:35:29
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answer #6
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answered by *.::Mz~T3Mp3R::.* 2
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Let's skip the chit chat and go straight to my apartment and "F".
2007-06-21 03:30:05
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answer #7
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answered by Jamie, FNP 4
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my mate steve always gets drunk and says "hey baby, fancy a ****" he's half joking but it worked once as far as i know.
2007-06-21 03:32:09
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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are you a ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you.......
hey baby i've got more game than parker brothers.......
2007-06-21 03:40:23
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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some guy actually said "Do I know you from somewhere?"
yikes, is that the best he could come up with????
2007-06-21 03:31:22
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answer #10
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answered by ♥sweet♥ 6
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