Scottish Talents
A Scottish old timer (Jeremy Saxton at 65) in Scotland was sitting in a bar, talking to a young man. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me Saxton-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
"Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me Saxton-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me Saxton-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya **** one goat..."
2007-06-21 22:24:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope, you dont beg for a star, you have to earn it
2007-06-21 22:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Sweetie!
2007-06-22 06:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Old jokes won't get a star from me.
Good effort though, sorry.
2007-06-22 05:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Tooly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he's Saxton-the-Goat-F*cker.
u got a star from me.
2007-06-22 05:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What? No star.
2007-06-22 05:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by ctsnowmiss 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ofcourse if you want!! okay i'l give you one
2007-06-22 08:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shinobi Dragon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it so no
2007-06-22 05:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by bong bong bang 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋