Entertainment & Music - 3 June 2007

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbor is painting her house with a 2-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

2007-06-03 04:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by nunnayo b 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm left

2007-06-03 04:53:43 · 56 answers · asked by xangel123x 5 in Polls & Surveys

something like spider, a movie, zombies etc.

2007-06-03 04:53:24 · 17 answers · asked by Carl F 2 in Celebrities

What do you claim?

2007-06-03 04:52:22 · 20 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by AnythingCanHappen! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:50:26 · 14 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:50:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

especially peter's laugh. it cracks me up!!

2007-06-03 04:49:43 · 16 answers · asked by Dachshund gal? 4 in Comedy

i need to know what and who to go to to get started

2007-06-03 04:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by Brakedown babey; 1 in Magazines

2007-06-03 04:49:06 · 2 answers · asked by Andrew H 1 in Singing

2007-06-03 04:48:04 · 24 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

i was watching a big and rich concert and i noticed they had things writin on there guitar neck and i want to do that on mine but i dont know what to write i play country music so does anyone have any suggestions

2007-06-03 04:47:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

don't get me wrong i applaud that they are doing what they think is best for the kids. but could you do it? (you, your current husband, your ex-husband and your kids going on vacation together)
i can manage to be civil to my ex and not talk negatively about him, but that's about it.

2007-06-03 04:47:14 · 13 answers · asked by frostbite 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:46:18 · 10 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:46:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And what influenced the decision?
Would you have liked to stay longer, but couldn't?
Or would you have left earlier if you could?

They were talking about it at work the other day, and most people left around 24/5yrs old, I was surprised. I left at 18 and never looked back!

2007-06-03 04:46:11 · 34 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why do some people answer like the person is actually going to read their answer? I feel embarrassed for the ones that say things like "I'm your biggest fan" or "I am honored to answer your question." Are the only people reading the answers really just ourselves?

2007-06-03 04:45:56 · 8 answers · asked by flipdout2 5 in Polls & Surveys

What are flying colors? How do you pass with them?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar.4etkEo1orqRH1TGmIOZ3sy6IX?qid=20070603032343AAFLPbP

2007-06-03 04:44:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:44:03 · 5 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:42:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Answer me when I ask if this is funny.

2007-06-03 04:41:49 · 20 answers · asked by Angry Samurai 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i've got a picture of the S*x Pistols union jack with writing across queenie's face and a safety pin through her nose.
what's your phone's background?

2007-06-03 04:41:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Many years ago there was widely advertised a Christian music CD set on TV and in magazines.

All I can remember about it was that it showed large auditoriums full of people singing the songs and that it was performed by younger Christian singers and was more "modern" music that the old fashioned gospels.

I would love to get a copy of this CD set and would appreciate it if someone could provide me with the name and/or where I can purchase it.

Thanks!

2007-06-03 04:40:55 · 3 answers · asked by deb35802 2 in Singing

2007-06-03 04:37:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:37:23 · 64 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

first closest wins

2007-06-03 04:37:19 · 14 answers · asked by Michael D 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:35:43 · 73 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 04:35:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do.

2007-06-03 04:35:05 · 6 answers · asked by Nels 7 in Polls & Surveys

car door really hard. Would this damage the door?

2007-06-03 04:35:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys