Entertainment & Music - 3 June 2007

her bOObs are uneven.

2007-06-03 05:32:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:32:09 · 10 answers · asked by toughguy2 7 in Polls & Surveys

This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint ... it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life, exactly? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, we can now conclude this mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top

2007-06-03 05:31:45 · 5 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-03 05:31:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Guys what do you think , if you can take one side which side you will be taken in Pirates or MPAA?
~~~~~~~~~~~Bit torrent Pirates~~~~~~~~~~~
people who put copyrighted stuff available in internet.And share copyrighted stuff with all.And ppl who downloads copyrighted stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~MPAA and RIAA~~~~~~~~~~~~
People who track down the Pirates ,and down loaders IP's
and send letters to ISP's,
They also take legal actions against Bit torrent Pirates.
______________________________...
i want to know which side you are in?
well ok me of course im in Pirates sides..lool:D
u?
______________________________...
i'll promise that i will choose the best answer..

2007-06-03 05:30:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.........gas station and the guy who came to help fill up their car was an old flame of Mrs. Clinton that Bill also knew about! So, he says smugly to her, "Hillary, if you were to marry him, you would have been the wife of a gas station lad!"
Hillary calmly looks at him and says, "No Bill, that's not true! I would keep my status because if I were to have married him, he would be the current President of the United States of America!" Ok yeah, just thought of sharing this joke to remind all of you that "BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN" so appreciate us, ok? =)

2007-06-03 05:27:40 · 9 answers · asked by Wisdom on a platter 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:27:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you do it just because you can, yes it is.

If the answer is truly ignorant and stupid, not so much.

2007-06-03 05:27:28 · 19 answers · asked by No Thumbs Down 1 in Polls & Surveys

A very shy lad goes to into a bar and sees a beautiful lass sitting at the bar.

After an hour of plucking up his courage (2 and 1/2 pints & 2 tequila shots) he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She answers by shouting, at the top of her voice, "No, I won't be sleeping with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is staring at them. The lad is mortifiably embarrassed, he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry for before, but I'm a uni student doing a psychology course. My thesis is on how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his voice, "What do you mean £200."

2007-06-03 05:27:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-03 05:26:55 · 20 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

Are you one of those people who gives down thumbs to everyone and everything?

I hate you.

2007-06-03 05:24:45 · 28 answers · asked by No Thumbs Down 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:23:50 · 17 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

i wanna play barbie! :.-(

2007-06-03 05:23:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are you listening to? i'm listening to fluorescent adolescent by the arctic monkeys

2007-06-03 05:23:24 · 19 answers · asked by xangel123x 5 in Polls & Surveys

GOD DAMN i cant wait to impress all my coworkers with it!!!!!

2007-06-03 05:23:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:21:36 · 43 answers · asked by delux_version 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have my Roadster from Cartier. And you?

2007-06-03 05:19:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:19:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:18:51 · 29 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

It is a Microsoft Wireless Multimedia keyboard with wireless mouse. I LOVE it!

2007-06-03 05:18:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can you guess what is the high inquisitor's real name?

2007-06-03 05:18:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whos one of the most coolest actors in your opinion

2007-06-03 05:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by hakiem g 1 in Celebrities

to wear stocking and suspenders. Should I wear them for him ?

2007-06-03 05:14:56 · 53 answers · asked by maccheesetoot 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm at the computer and my husband is in the kitchen doing dishes. He just folded a bunch of his laundry and put another load in.
(I have to work 7 hours today so I don't feel so bad)

2007-06-03 05:14:27 · 18 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:13:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

answer all please

1) age?
2) girl or boy?
3) favorite sport/pastime?
4) state you live in?
5) fave tv show?
6) place you want to go before you die?
7) favorite thing about your body(nothing gross please!)
8) favorite thing about yourself?
9) favorite color?
10) favorite animal?
11) favorite store?

2007-06-03 05:12:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And it was my first! I answered a question about how to lure YOUR children into your car. Then she got all offended and went " you should be ashamed for yourself" in her e mail. How can people waste their time reporting on others?

2007-06-03 05:11:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:11:21 · 21 answers · asked by Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 05:10:26 · 24 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

My mother and I always argue about it very bad I say we make our own destiny and she says that God already has one for us, what do you think?

2007-06-03 05:10:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys