.........gas station and the guy who came to help fill up their car was an old flame of Mrs. Clinton that Bill also knew about! So, he says smugly to her, "Hillary, if you were to marry him, you would have been the wife of a gas station lad!"
Hillary calmly looks at him and says, "No Bill, that's not true! I would keep my status because if I were to have married him, he would be the current President of the United States of America!" Ok yeah, just thought of sharing this joke to remind all of you that "BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN" so appreciate us, ok? =)
2007-06-03 05:27:40 · 9 answers · asked by Wisdom on a platter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey YOU GUYS, when you read a nice joke, atleast drop a comment as a thanks! Oh yeah, all the wonderful people who did without me asking you to, kudos to you!
2007-06-03 05:39:18 · update #1
You gotta give props to those amazing women who dont receive credit!
2007-06-04 09:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
perhaps if she supplies up on working for President, she would be able to offload bill and admit their marriage has been over for over 25 years. basically a liberal, ingesting the socialist Kool-help, could have self belief a woman who's knowledgeable, egotistical, carried out, proud, severe profile, a feminist- could proceed to sleep with a guy who has been with 2 hundred+ females, for the time of their marriage. would not bill would desire to get STD sorting out on a weekly foundation, in the event that they are easily nevertheless slumbering at the same time? of direction they are actually not and have not been in many, some years. (looking forward to liberal spin) it may be "their business enterprise" in the event that they weren't so actively merchandising the HillyBilly Camelot. definite, it may be exciting to verify if sHrillery ought to locate the doorknob of her closet yet do no longer anticipate it. Like magicians, con artists not often admit their secrets and strategies.
2016-10-09 09:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bill clinton and bin laden are walking on a beach and find a bottle with a genie in it.
after they free the genie, the genie grants them one wish each.
bin laden wishes for a wall to be built around Afghanistan and Pakistan to keep the infidel out and the genie says, it is done.
bill clinton asks the genie how big is that there wall anyway?
the genie responds and says, 5000 feet wide and 5 miles high.
bill clinton wishes that the wall be filled with water
2007-06-03 11:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by RUSSELLL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess that is true.
2007-06-03 05:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute...
2007-06-03 05:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice :D
2007-06-03 06:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
amen sista! you know it!
2007-06-03 05:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Drama Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teheehee! :)
2007-06-03 05:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true, so true!!! lol
2007-06-03 05:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋