A very shy lad goes to into a bar and sees a beautiful lass sitting at the bar.
After an hour of plucking up his courage (2 and 1/2 pints & 2 tequila shots) he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She answers by shouting, at the top of her voice, "No, I won't be sleeping with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is staring at them. The lad is mortifiably embarrassed, he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry for before, but I'm a uni student doing a psychology course. My thesis is on how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his voice, "What do you mean £200."
2007-06-03 05:27:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, you deserve a star
2007-06-03 05:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a student she would probably need the £200 to pay off some of her debts. Excellent joke
2007-06-06 22:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very sturdy a famous man or woman for you * right this is a comedian tale for you. a guy walks right into a bar and he has an ostridge with him. He sits at a table and orders a lager. The bartender brings him the beer and asks, "Whats with the fowl?" the guy says, "i discovered this previous bottle and a ginny foped out., gave me one desire then vanished" The bartender then asked , "What did you like for?" the guy says, "i needed for a protracted legged lady who might constantly be with me."
2016-12-30 15:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A uni student?
Money well spent by him and gladly received by her no doubt.
Good joke.
2007-06-03 05:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny, not really a great joke though. Sorry.
2007-06-03 05:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by Aries5821 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 09:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the last part but I starred anyway
2007-06-03 06:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one Miss.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing.
2007-06-03 07:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
didn't i put this joke on here yesterday?
feel like i'm having a outer body joke experience
should be flattered you like it
ta hun
2007-06-03 06:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
Cheers
xx
2007-06-03 05:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by crocodiletears1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋