cynical or true?

Question

This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint ... it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life, exactly? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, we can now conclude this mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top

Answer 1

Very clever...do you mind if I use this at our next department meeting? You'll get the credit if you wish.

Answer 2

Astute observation!
You could start a religion.

Answer 3

I know people like that!

Answer 4

so that's how brown nosers gets to the top. they A$$KISS their way there or BULLSH!T their way

Answer 5

awesome u get a star .....