A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbor is painting her house with a 2-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
2007-06-03 04:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by nunnayo b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe you should have pointed out that it needs to be said out loud in a southern irish accent for best effect.
I thought it hilarious!
2007-06-03 05:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mike C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it what contagious about a brush .oh its mant to be time a lot or something like that
2007-06-03 12:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by J-ZE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like lil Johnny. LOL
2007-06-03 12:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um sorry i dont get it. i dint laugh not even a smile...
2007-06-03 11:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by Alondra M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. Sorry!
2007-06-03 16:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-06-03 12:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by skitz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha..but waite......aww i don't get it
2007-06-03 12:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋