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Answer me when I ask if this is funny.

2007-06-03 04:41:49 · 20 answers · asked by Angry Samurai 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Ok.There was a bus driver,and he he went to a bus stop and noticed he had only 1 seat left with three people at the bus stop.Those people were:his girlfriend,his friend who needs to get to work very fast for a meeting and a dying dog.So he lets the dog in,gives his car keys to his friend,and let's his girlfriend on his lap.After all that,his girlfriend dumps him and his friend is late and gets mad at the bus driver.Then,1 week later he sees the dog on the street.The dog says:Thanks for saving me.Since you did i'll give you three wishes.So the bus driver says:O.K....first i wish I had a new girlfriend that was beautiful.So the dog said:It shall be done.POOF!He had a new girlfriend.Then he said i wish I had my friend back.POOF!He was back.Then he said the last wish goes to you my canine friend.The dog said i wish you had no friends and were gay.The man was so mad that he had ever gave the dog that wish.Later the dog felt sorry and gave his friends back and straightness back.With a price.

2007-06-03 04:52:56 · update #1

20 answers

hey. this used to be such a good joke. you did it better ;)

2007-06-03 04:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't get it. But can I still have the 10 points?

2007-06-03 14:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by karategirl 2 · 0 0

Still waiting for the punch line.

2007-06-03 12:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Mike C 6 · 0 0

Umm...I think you were supposed to end it at :
"The dog said i wish you had no friends and were gay."

2007-06-03 12:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by The Voice of Reason 3 · 0 0

it said with a price at the end what was the price and it aint funny at all.

2007-06-03 12:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by J-ZE 3 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-06-03 16:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

it was funny till he gave the stuff back.... and what was the price?

2007-06-03 12:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by skitz 3 · 0 0

Sorry have to be honest........
Not funny....at least u tried to get a joke out of it......

2007-06-03 12:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by Saffran O 2 · 0 0

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!! LOL!!

2007-06-03 11:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0 1

omg its like you said jello!
hahahahahahhahahhaa...



































hahahahahhahahahahahah.....






















still going
hahahahahhahaha

2007-06-03 11:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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