Entertainment & Music - 29 May 2007

2007-05-29 03:55:09 · 36 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

"I'm here for the paint job," she said.

"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."

The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.

2007-05-29 03:54:53 · 11 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Jokes & Riddles

or do you like to splash about in the bathtub.........?

lol

2007-05-29 03:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the floor do you smell it to see if it is dirty? or Do you just throw it in the laundry anyways?

2007-05-29 03:54:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love metal, but I basically just love the instrumentation and not the pointless screaming...
eg I love Bullet for my Valentine because they actually *sing* (most of the time) instead of scream.
Any other bands like that?
xxx

2007-05-29 03:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jess. 4 in Other - Music

2007-05-29 03:53:37 · 6 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

It was a dark and stormy night. I think it was aTuesday, but I can't be sure. I know they have chicken wings at Manny's on Monday's, and I don't remember puking them up in the bushes, so I'm pretty sure it was Tuesday.
Anyway, I was hungry, so I went to the 24 hour grocery store. I went to the meat counter. Trying to look inconspicuous, I stuffed fourteen sausage links in my pants.
As I exited the store, a large woman with unwashed hair approached me. Her name tag said "Marge". She was smiling, and had salsa stuck to her shirt collar. She said "Give me the sausage".
I was frozen with fear. The door was only 6 feet to my right, Marge was 3 feet to my left. She was fat, but she looked quick........

2007-05-29 03:53:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

back to see if he/she was lookin back to see, if you were lookin back to see, if they were lookin back to see, if you were lookin back to see, if they were lookin back at you ?


Have you?




I have and it is a weird feeling.

2007-05-29 03:53:02 · 3 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

4 seems like a good place to end it at being as though they have rarely gone to the the Carribean if ever in the three movies plus the ending suggest another installment I think.

2007-05-29 03:51:56 · 19 answers · asked by Ronell B 1 in Movies

was the cut away it showed of some guys beating him to death the real way he died? I'm confused on that part cuz I've heard the beating part was all in Ennis's mind, it's the way he imagined Jack's death or did he really die from the tire / rim accident the wife mentioned in the movie?

2007-05-29 03:51:55 · 5 answers · asked by newmommie 1 in Movies

You evil devil!

2007-05-29 03:49:36 · 15 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-29 03:49:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can you see a tree?
have a front yard?
back yard?
a sidewalk on your street?
see a body of water?
have a place to buy things (food, newspapers, other) within 2 city blocks?
have a driveway?
leave things in your yard over night without them getting stolen?
seen an icecream truck?
see any non pet animals?
seen a tractor?

2007-05-29 03:47:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After a horrible car crash takes a man's life he acsends to heaven were Saint Peter is at the pearly gates. He walks up to the rather large old man and states his name. Saint Peter welcomes him but says he has something to show him first. Saint Peter then shows the man an enormous room full of clocks. The man says to Saint Peter, "Why are all these clocks in here"? Saint Peter replied, "These clocks represent men playing themselves. Every time a man touches his member the clock spins one hour." The man then says,"So were is my clock," to which Peter responds "Oh, we keep it in the office for a fan".

2007-05-29 03:46:57 · 7 answers · asked by JBaylus20 4 in Jokes & Riddles

very cool, indeed?

2007-05-29 03:46:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-29 03:46:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

my 2 boys refuse to wear PJ's to bed, but when they wake up that is what they want to put on instead of their clothes?

2007-05-29 03:45:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-29 03:44:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mary had a shawty lamb
Little lamb, shawty lamb
Mary had a shawty lamb
Its fleece was white as snizzay

It followed ha ta schoo' one day
Schoo' one day, schoo' one day
It followed ha ta schoo' one day


Everywhere that Mizzle wizzay
Mary went,Mary went.
Everywhere T-H-to-tha-izzat Mary wiznent,
The lamb was sure ta go.

It followed gangsta ta schoo' one day
Schoo' one day, schoo' one day
It followed pimp ta schoo' one day
Which was against tha rules.

It made tha children laugh n play,
laugh n play, laugh n play . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.
It made tha children laugh n play,
To see a lamb at school.

ur thoughts lol
(http://www.gizoogle.com)

2007-05-29 03:43:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In this category I'd guess magazines....

2007-05-29 03:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-29 03:42:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

In light of BBC 4 doing a week long look at TV for children from the 1950's to today.
What was/is your favourite?

2007-05-29 03:42:44 · 45 answers · asked by bumbleboi 6 in Other - Television

[Yahoo reports today that "A Polish government watchdog has said it wants to investigate if the Teletubbies promote homosexuality"]

OPEN QUESTION: What do you think?

2007-05-29 03:42:27 · 14 answers · asked by David R 3 in Other - Television

I have to
go get a new summer school application =(
and im going shopping oh and i have to go to Music Stand.
What about you any plans for today?

2007-05-29 03:42:21 · 12 answers · asked by Lets play Russian Roulette 6 in Polls & Surveys

Don't you people think that Rosie should have stayed and Elisabeth should be booted... cause that girl is DUMB....I loev Rosie... So honest...and straight forward ..... She's amazing....

2007-05-29 03:42:02 · 7 answers · asked by bugojanka69 3 in Drama

2007-05-29 03:42:01 · 9 answers · asked by KAT 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-29 03:40:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it like a ray of sunshine in your life?
Or is it weighing you down like a ton of rocks?

2007-05-29 03:40:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or are you keeping it a hidden, dark secret...

2007-05-29 03:40:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you're over 40, do you ever wish you hadnt thrown away or given away your magazines, clothes jewelry and all the other stuff you used during ur teenage years?

Another question:
do you ever wish you could travel back in time to the 40's, 50's, or 60's?

2007-05-29 03:40:19 · 6 answers · asked by ♥PurePoison♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys