Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
2007-05-29 03:54:53 · 11 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was funny..poor guy
2007-05-29 04:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good twist on the usual blonde jokes. I laughed a lot.
2016-05-20 22:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny star
2007-05-29 04:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by bharat s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-29 04:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay! It didn't blow me away but try harder next time with a funnier joke.
2007-05-29 05:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahah wicked funny
2007-05-29 05:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by smileychickhappy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's alright..
2007-05-29 03:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably true!!! LOL
2007-05-29 04:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by infinite answers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I would have killed her!!! Thanks for the laugh
2007-05-29 03:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-05-29 03:59:21 · answer #10 · answered by dreamgirl542 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋