Entertainment & Music - 24 May 2007

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,

She opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a Wheel chair.

He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the widow said.

"Just look at you ... You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,

"Are you still good in bed?

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

"I rang the door bell, didn't I?

A little humor for the day!

2007-05-24 03:25:05 · 17 answers · asked by Kelly*Belly 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Tell me, what humbles you?

2007-05-24 03:23:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If someone says their vacuum really sucks...............?

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

2007-05-24 03:22:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond??

or a small fish in a big pond??

2007-05-24 03:21:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever been sitting there Reading questions when one pops up that makes you laugh so hard you _____?

2007-05-24 03:20:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else is having a day from hell and why?

2007-05-24 03:20:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much do you pay for rent?

per monthly total. no halfsies.and what state do you live in? or city if you're feeling risky.

I pay 525 for a 2 bedroom in MI, its small.

2007-05-24 03:19:20 · 29 answers · asked by Heather R♥se 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Was Jack's flashes from the past or the future ? For anyone who saw Lost last night?

My Guess the Future

2007-05-24 03:18:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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Can someone please explain last nights episode of Lost to me?

Ok maybe I just being dumb, put was that flashback really a flash forward? Who is Naomi obviously she is good if it was a flash forward? What about Walt? Also how on earth did they escape after being shot (the people underground) I don't get it. Help I am starting to hate this show cause they make it to confusing.

2007-05-24 03:17:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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Lost fans I need two answers!!!!?

Question 1: Whose funeral was Jack attending?
Question 2: Who was at home waiting for Kate (husband?)

2007-05-24 03:17:25 · 11 answers · asked by kosmoistheman 4 in Drama

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ok this is crazy but........?

thanks 4 clicking on me! who eles would love paris hilton to get beat up in prison? i dnt believe she is gonna get beat up due to her gonna b put in a isolated unit but who would love to see her get beat up apart from me?

2007-05-24 03:15:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you look forward to letters as much as a psychiatric graduate?

Or do they drive you mental?

2007-05-24 03:14:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you justify your lack of success?

2007-05-24 03:14:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are the odds of my pistol-grip hose nozzel....?

squirting me right in the face if I were to drop it while washing the car?

I mean, it got me right in my eyes!

2007-05-24 03:14:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lost flash forward not back?

Jack had a flash forward. I thought the whole time it was a flashback. What do you think? It's the first time I remember they did a flash forward. Why the change?

2007-05-24 03:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Fred P 3 in Drama

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So, who was in the casket during the finale of "Lost"?

Jack was the only person to visit the funeral home in the season finale, almost driving him to suicide. Since this is supposed to be post-rescue, who was in the casket?

2007-05-24 03:11:41 · 6 answers · asked by Shredded Cottage Cheese 6 in Drama

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Why do ducks have orange feet?

2007-05-24 03:11:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Oh my gosh!!! My dog just let loose with a silent-but-deadly. How long do I have to live?

2007-05-24 03:11:32 · 14 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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More "Lost" confusion?

Spoiler alert! If you didnt watch the season finale, dont read any further!OK, last nights season finale, which had me on the edge of my couch, had flashbacks, or should I say flash forwards of Jack in the hospital. At one point when he was arguing with the new chief of staff, Jack says "get my father down here and if Im drunker than he is I'll quit" (or something along those lines). Now my question is, Isn't his father dead? I'm so confused! I don't know how Im gonna last till Feb!

2007-05-24 03:09:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama