Entertainment & Music - 24 May 2007

Give me suggestions , please .

2007-05-24 04:26:45 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Perfume, d*mn. Sometimes it's so strong I can't breath, are they losing their sense of smell so they don't realize that they sprayed half the bottle on them. Sorry lol this lady just came into my office wearing a bottle or two.

2007-05-24 04:26:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:26:05 · 10 answers · asked by GreatHunter..... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:25:06 · 37 answers · asked by Once Upon a Dreamღ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:23:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

2007-05-24 04:22:54 · 15 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't care about abc.com..just give me a summu ary please

2007-05-24 04:20:11 · 7 answers · asked by smileyface2015 2 in Drama

I am thinking about getting the complete 1st season of One Day at a Time. The only problem is I have never seen the show before. I have seen clips of it on a reunion thing and it looked like a good show. What is the show like? Would I waste my money buying it or is it worth it?

2007-05-24 04:19:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

Who was it that Jack went to see in his flash forward that was in te coffin and no one else went to see?

2007-05-24 04:17:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-24 04:17:08 · 11 answers · asked by Hope Summer 6 in Polls & Surveys

I asked the other day "Do you want to put your digits in my venus fly trap? It's hungry!" What is wrong with that. A digit is a finger or toe, a fly trap is a plant. Then they also suspended my account. My email, 360 and everything works, I just can't use Y answers. It tells me my account is suspended and to feel free to browse in the mean time. What is that supposed to mean? So I started up a new one. I don't get this place.

2007-05-24 04:15:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:13:01 · 3 answers · asked by jen c 1 in Movies

where the rubber meets the road?

2007-05-24 04:12:45 · 8 answers · asked by Made You Look 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-24 04:11:41 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:09:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just got my first child support payment from the State, they're yanking money from dipsh*t !!! Now I don't have to worry about how I'm gonna pay my bills this month. YUPPIE !!!!!!!!!!

Star me if you'd like to celebrate with me, lol.

2007-05-24 04:08:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:08:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-24 04:07:54 · 22 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:07:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

did it work? what approach did you take?

2007-05-24 04:07:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and...are you better at math or language?

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2007-05-24 04:06:40 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

:) :) THANK YOU

2007-05-24 04:06:30 · 3 answers · asked by smileyface2015 2 in Drama

Was there a movie you loved "back in the day", but you see it now and think it's completely retarded?

2007-05-24 04:05:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-24 04:02:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 04:01:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-24 04:00:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 03:59:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

PARENT - Job Description

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!


POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging
permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental MFEMFEMFE, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.


Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do...
or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

2007-05-24 03:59:36 · 12 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-24 03:58:57 · 25 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said. "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to stick! Careful. CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I"m driving."

2007-05-24 03:58:39 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles